Download The Best Acquisition for Your Music Library… For Free

bradwellen@precioustimeny.com

For the first time in recent memory, I find myself feeling very guilty for something I have done in my past.  This transgression wasn’t as egregious as say setting up shop in the public urinal directly next to some unsuspecting dude or donning a banana hammock in the middle of January to show off my lower-body Jets playoff beard, but it still sticks in my craw when I reflect upon the misdeed.  Let me take you back to the spring of 2007, a time when Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End made us all think that yes, there can actually be gay, swashbuckling pirates patrolling the high seas and the release of Halo 3 unintentionally sentenced thousands of young men to an extended period of sexual abstinence.  2007 also happened to be my senior year at college and I had the luxury of twenty-something freshman pledges eager to do my bidding at the drop of a hat.  Unfortunately for one of my minions, he landed the job of transferring nearly 6,000 songs from my CD collection into my iTunes library.  I could have saved this poor kid hours of aggravation and built-up hatred for me and all of my favorite artists if we had only known about the groundbreaking file-sharing program known as Acquisition.

If the entire initiation process took 13 weeks, this freshman had to have been building my music library for at least 10 of those weeks.  His daily routine went as follows:  wake up, go to class, deliver Brad’s lunch to his apartment and add at least 15 of his albums to iTunes while boosting his self-esteem by calling him a handsome inspiration to all students, go to your next class, eat some suspect dorm food for dinner, and return to the house at night for your daily beat down.  I realize now that that whole middle section where he was manually loading songs from my CDs into iTunes could have been bypassed through the use of Acquisition – a delightful program that allows you to share files with tens of millions of Mac and Windows users around the planet and rekindle the spirit of the Napster and Kazaa era.

Acquisition automatically imports and plays songs in iTunes.  Even more clever, Acquisition highlights downloadable files already found in your iTunes library, so you don’t waste time downloading songs you already have.  The revolutionary program also arranges your CD collection by artist and album, and sorts files in the most intuitive way possible, helping you find what you want easily.  Acquisition lets you build more than your music collection as users can share movies, files, documents, photos, books, and anything else that can be stuffed inside a computer (perhaps porn as well… surprisingly I haven’t tried yet).

For a flat, one-time fee of $25, you can download Acquisition and be on your way to a library loaded with tens of thousands of your favorite songs and those one-hit wonders like Snow’s “Informer” that are always guaranteed to bring on some hilarious nostalgia.  Why drop 99 cents per song on iTunes when you can go buck wild downloading everything under the sun once you add Acquisition to your desktop.  Turn your music world upside down at http://www.acquisitionx.com/.