The Man Registry is Here to Fill Your Drinking Tool Belt
Comic book fans and action film junkies all seem to respond similarly when you ask them to name their favorite superhero or leading man: Batman, Superman, or James Bond. These answers should come as no surprise as all of these dudes are pretty badass and whether you are drawn to Batman’s dark, disturbed approach to protecting Gotham City, Superman’s raw strength and superhuman speed, or Bond’s suave pimpness and stealth, any one of these three icons is a fine choice when determining your ideal protagonist. While the Dark Knight, the Man of Steel, and 007 are all looked up to for mostly physical attributes, it is one other quality that they share that peaked my interest in these characters: their preparedness in any given situation. Superman is just naturally blessed with all he needs to succeed (i.e. super breath, heat and x-ray vision, and flight), Batman straps on an all-purpose utility belt and with the assistance of Lucius Fox he has the most gangsta ride in Gotham, and Bond works closely with Q – a man who has more gadgets than The Sharper Image.
The point that I am taking forever to get to is that while you may not fight crime when you are away at school, there is certainly one activity in which all students partake that you should always be ready for: drinking. With the help of The Man Registry, you will be just as well equipped as any these immortal figures, but the only injustice you need to fend off will be weekend sobriety. Let’s take a look at The Man Registry’s five must-have drinking items for the college student.
2 Liter Glass Beer Drinking Championship Trophy
The NFL has the Lombardi Trophy, MLB has the Commissioner’s Trophy, the NHL has Lord Stanley’s Cup… and now you can have your own taste of victory with the 2 Liter Glass Beer Drinking Championship Trophy. There are few more fulfilling feelings than having a personal triumph commemorated with a trophy presentation, however, when you are able to drink from that trophy, then it really is just the bee’s knees. The Man Registry offers a lovely 5 lb. glass trophy that holds 64 ounces (over 5 cans of beers) of liquid goodness and is supported by two sturdy handles. The best part about this 12” tall, 10” wide dishwasher safe beauty is that is inscribed with the words “Beer Drinking Champion,” a title that will let everyone know just that you are the undisputed Sultan of Suds. Buy yours now for just $34.95.
Earlier in this fine article, I mentioned that James Bond was admired for his stealth. With that in mind, I have no doubt that MI6’s finest agent would take a liking to the The Man Registry’s Personalized Cell Phone Flask. Just like Bond, you can have your shaken, not stirred martinis loaded up in this mobile flask and be ready to take on the world one stiff drink at a time. The faux cell phone can be customized with two lines of text featuring up to 20 characters per line – think of it as a permanent key lock. The 4 ½” x 2” device comes with a genuine leather carrying case and fits comfortably into any pocket for safe bootlegging into a concert, sporting event, or even family dinner. $29.95 is all it takes for you to join a mobile network plan far simpler and tastier than AT&T or Verizon – the Personalized Cell Phone Flask.
NCAA Team 4-Piece Square Shot Glass Set
The Man Registry is giving new meaning to the Final Four as they have made it possible for you to reach alcoholic bliss in just four easy shots. Pay tribute to your school with four sexy looking shot glasses that are primed to be filled with your Final Four of liquid gold. Tequila, vodka, rum, and bourbon? Scotch, gin, whiskey, and brandy? Perhaps you are looking to wild out with a power hour and need constant shots of beer. Pick your poison and let the The Man Registry take care of the rest with their customized NCAA Team 4-Piece Square Shot Glass Set – available to you for only $29.95.
I am convinced that when primitive man invention the wheel, he had the RC Remote Control Beer Cooler in mind. A remote controlled beverage cooler is in fact the greatest thing since slice bread and perhaps a more groundbreaking creation than fire. All it takes is one 9-volt and six C-cell batteries for you to experience the hops heaven: 12 drinks and ice delivered directly to your couch or recliner with the simple touch of a remote control. With the ability to move forward, backwards, left, and right, The Man Registry’s RC Remote Control Beer Cooler is making your legs obsolete as you will never have to leave your living room again to grab a cold one from the fridge. Load up your RC Remote Control Beer Cooler for the small price of luxury – $79.99.
United States Drinking Team Beer Boot
If you are currently enrolled in college or an alumni that hasn’t seen the classic comedy motion picture Beerfest then stop reading immediately, punch yourself in the face, regain consciousness and find somebody who owns the DVD and is willing to let you borrow it right away (probably your roommate or neighbor). Much like its German counterpart, Das Boot, the United States Drinking Team Beer Boot is a binge drinker’s delight as it holds 67 fluid ounces of booze and inspires a deep sense of patriotism as you spiral into the depths of drunkenness with each passing gulp. I will not give away Steve “Fink” Finklestein’s secret to conquering Das Boot, you’ll have to see Beerfest for that, however I will tell you that alongside the funnel, The Man Registry’s United States Drinking Team Beer Boot, is the quickest method for extreme crunkeness. The dishwasher safe beer boot costs $64.95 and is guaranteed to make you the life of the party – no matter what country you may be getting hammered in.
The Man Registry has found the perfect formula for drinking delight with their five must-have items for the college party animal. Be sure to log onto The Man Registry and check out all of these goodies along with plenty of other student favorites that will make your school experience a whole lot more convenient and possibly harder to remember.
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