susan boyle ugly feet

You’re at the bar when you see a hot girl who looks like a cross between Megan Fox and Kim Kardashian. In the once over, you look at her feet. It’s not like you care whether she has on  stilettos or espadrilles; you’re just looking to look. You wish you hadn’t though, when you see that her feet looks like she’s been battling Spartans barefoot. Even worse, they look as though she’s been running barefoot since the age of the dinosaurs. A girl may be attractive, but hideous feet aren’t. I’ve scoured the Internet for the hottest chicks with the ugliest feet, some of which are worse than Susan Boyle’s horned sausages above. Read more to see what I mean.

Katie Holmes

katie holmes ugly feet

There’s something all tall women have in common — they have finger toes. I love Katie Holmes, but her toes look like they’re ready to crawl off her shoe and grab the carpet. Where are your toes going, Katie? And why are they leaving your big toe behind? Katie’s feet are starting to bark just a little bit. It may be a warning that the big dogs will form if Katie doesn’t take care of her feet.


Keira Knightley


She’s probably the hottest British girl in Hollywood…especially when she went bald. Her feet are nothing like Katie Holme’s, but Keira Knightley’s paddle feet can hold their own. These things can be used as a weapon or a really good swimming device. It’s rumored that Knightley used a foot double in the movie Atonement because her own were so wide and veiny.  There’s nothing dainty about Keira Knightley and her feet are proof.

Shilpa Shetty

shilpa shetty ugly feet

Shilpa is gorgeous and speaks nine languages. She also practices yoga. Three points for flexibility. None of that matters when you look at her feet, though. I half expect her fingertoes to unbuckle her shoes and hold hands with her.


Jennifer Garner

jennifer garner pinky toe

There’s something so attractive about a tomboy like Jennifer Garner. What isn’t attractive is her stunted baby toe that’s apparently the runt of the litter.

Naomi Campbell

naomi campbell ugly feet

No one has worse feet than supermodel Naomi Campbell. You could have a barbecue with the amount of corns on Naomi’s feet.  Her feet have battled the wild beasts of Africa before they stomped the runway in six-inch heels. If I were a guy, I’d have to think twice about Naomi after seeing feet like these. She puts even Susan Boyle’s deviled corn dogs to shame.

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