I think I might have been the first person ever to overdose on weed and die peacefully in my sleep. No? Are you telling me this thing is actually real? Stoners rejoice: your troubles are over. Now you can buy pizza from a vending machine and veg out to some television at the same damn time.
Everything you need to know about Pizzametry is in that video. Yes, I realize that the video looks like it was made for a health class in the 80’s, but that doesn’t matter. This thing can make up to 150 pizzas right in front of your eyes in less than 4 minutes (only 90 seconds if the oven is still hot), and has a 32-inch flat screen built right into it that you can watch crap on or even see how close your pizza is to being done. The only two things its missing is a built-in couch and a robotic arm that lights your bowl.
It even wraps the whole thing up in a little box and passes it to you. I need one in my house immediately, and every campus should have at least 6 of these chilling around campus or in dorms. I’ve said all I have to say – everything else you learn in the video. You can bet we’re gonna invest in one of these for Campus Socialite HQ.