So Thanksgiving break has either started, or will have started soon for you, and besides eating tons of your mom’s stuffing, the only other thing you need to do is get on those Black Friday deals. With the economy all fucked up, you’ve probably been making cuts by buying cheaper beer and taking out girls with lower standards. So buddy, it’s time for you to shine with all that extra cash.
Black Friday Laptop deals are sort of like the big-tittied, hot chick of Black Friday deals. We use them every day, whether it be for looking at porn, writing/researching for a class, or checking your favorite blog, so you’re going to need to grab a new one.
Over at Dell.com they’ve got a bunch of laptop deals, with the biggest savings on an Inspiron 15R for $549.99 down from $798.98. The cheapest laptop that they have for sale is the Inspiron 15 (N5040) for $399.99, but you’re only looking at a $50 discount.
The best deal I’ve seen was at Best Buy, where they’re selling a 15.6-inch Lenovo laptop for $179.99 down from $999.99. That’s more cash in your pocket for beer, weed, and prostitutes.
It’s been about six years since we entered this generation of video game consoles, and if you’ve been cheap enough of a bastard, you’re going to be rewarded with some pretty good, goddamn deals.
Over at Walmart they’re selling an Xbox 360 bundle with Gears of War 3, a three-month membership to Live, and a $50 Walmart gift card for a total of $199. They’re also offering a 360 bundle with a Kinect sensor, Kinect Adventures, and a one-month Live Gold membership for $199.99. On the Ps3 front, they’re offering the same bundle all the other stores have, which is a $199 160GB Ps3 with the new Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One and Little Big Planet 2: Special Edition.
At Best Buy they’re selling a 160GB Playstation 3 bundle with two controllers and an 8-inch HDMI cable for $199, which usually goes for $325. They’re also selling games like Black Ops and Deus Ex for $30, while FIFA ’12 and NBA 2K12 are at $35.
Gamestop’s offering $149.99 for a 360 console, and the same Ps3 bundle as Walmart.
Unless you’re crying in the corner, cuddling with your old DVD/VHS dual player, you’re probably going to want to get a Blu-ray player. Also, the porn industry has been releasing movies on Blu-ray since before Jay Baruchel talked about it in that scene in Tropic Thunder. Once you go Blu-ray, watching regular porn is like when you were 12-years-old and trying to see tits through the static.
Walmart’s Blu-ray deals include a Sony Blu-ray player with Internet connection for $79, an LG player with Wi-Fi for $89, and a Phillips Wi-Fi Blu-ray home theater for $178.
If you get to Best Buy when they open up, you could pick up a Toshiba Blu-ray player with internet connection for $39.99. And don’t forget that even if you don’t have any Blu-rays just yet, you’ll still be able to stream Netflix through the player since it’s connected to the internet.
Awesome TV Deal
If your boy decided to drunkenly fall into your TV and gave you money to replace it, you might as well turn a profit and get a big-ass TV for cheap.
At Best Buy, a Sharp 42″ LCD with HDMI is being sold for $199 down from $499. That’s 42 fucking inches bigger than the TV you don’t have because a can of Natty is still lodged in it. Each Best Buy is only going to have 10 of these, so you better be the first one on line.