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In celebration of our first featured Campus Socialite TV show, Blue Movies, we’re bringing you some of the best adult entertainment content on the web. You already know what this one is about, so let’s get going with it. Obviously there are many more movies about the adult entertainment industry, but we picked out the ones that we thought were appropriate for you, socialites.

 

Zach and Miri Make a Porno

This one was obvious. The combination of Kevin Smith, Seth Rogen, and Elizabeth Banks in a movie about down-on-their-luck friends who decide to make a porno for rent money is just a surefire hit. Eventually the two friends realize they love each other and blah, blah, blah…you get the point. The best part? The infamous underage pornstar Traci Lords returns to the screen as Bubbles…well, that and Justin Long in the best cameo ever.

 

The Girl Next Door

Take the oldest porn concept in the book and turn it into a movie about teenage love…with a pornstar. Brilliant. This movie made me drool over Elisha Cuthbert for an entire hour and a half. It also gave hope to all the little nerdy kids out there: you can be cool and get the incredibly hot girl, too (provided she’s a pornstar with a heart of gold).

 

Boogie Nights

Hooray for the 70’s porn epic! Boogie Nights follows the story of Eddie Adams AKA Dirk Diggler, a pornstar in the decade of cocaine, disco, and lots of bush. If you want to see Heather Graham naked on roller skates, or Julianne Moore strip down to absolutely nothing, then this movie is for you. By the way, be prepared to see Mark Wahlberg’s giant rubber penis.

 

Orgazmo

Ahh yes, Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s classic tale of an innocent young Mormon caught up in the fast-paced world of pornography, who ends up becoming a superhero with access to secret technology that brings evil-doers to the point of climax. Just about everything about this film is completely ridiculous, but then again, so is everything this comedy duo does.

 

A Serbian Film

This movie stands apart from the four light-hearted films before it. There are a number of reasons: 1. It’s a foreign language flick, which means having to read subtitles, 2. It’s definitely not a comedy, and 3. It is without a doubt the most fucked up movie you will ever see, period. I’ve watched some messed up movies, but this one takes the cake. Watching it will seriously change the way you look at life, and it will haunt your dreams for weeks afterwards. I wish I could describe to you some of the horrible things you will see if you decide to check it out, but that would ruin the surprise. You won’t find it in any local video store, or on Netflix, or in this country for that matter, but there are ways of finding it on the net, and if you’re one of the brave ones out there, I wish you the best of luck.

 

Check out the first episode of Blue Movies below!

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