Californication’s Hank Moody is a true ladies’ man. We have decided to take a look back on the series and each of the women who have had “relations” with Mr. Moody. Let us know your favorites!!
Karen
EPISODE(S): All Seasons
AGE: Unknown
OCCUPATION: Architect
LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s bedroom
NOTES: Hank’s ex and the love of his life. He would give up everything and all of his women just for a chance to be with her forever. Also, happens to be the hottest of all of his hookups.
Meredith
EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 2-5
AGE: 30-40
OCCUPATION: Divorce Lawyer
LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s Bedroom
Surfer Girl
EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 6
AGE: Early 20’s
OCCUPATION: Unknown
LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s Floor
NOTES: Stoner chick. Stole Hank’s guitar and records. Hank paid for her wine at the supermarket when they first met because she didn’t have any funds.
Sonja
EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 2
AGE: Early 40’s
OCCUPATION: None
LOCATION OF ACT: Karen (Hank’s ex) and Bill’s Bed
NOTES: Hank threw up on an expensive painting right after doing the deed. Sonja later announces that she is pregnant and Hank was thought to be the father. He, of course, was not. Sonja had a creepy boyfriend in later episode that attempted a swap with Hank and Karen.
Beatrice or “Trixie”
EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 8 (also appears in Season 2 at Lew Ashby’s house)
AGE: Unknown
OCCUPATION: Prostitute
LOCATION OF ACT: Hotel Room
NOTES: Hank snorts coke off her ass and tits and doesn’t believe her when she asks to be paid after the deed is done. Her pimp/bodyguard proceeds to kick Hank’s ass and takes the money.
Laura
EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 10
AGE: 25-35
OCCUPATION: Actress/Boxer
LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s Place
NOTES: She is a squirter, a fact which Hank remembers during a threesome with Charlie Runkle, just as she drenches his face.
Brooke Banner
EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 2
AGE: 20’s
OCCUPATION: Porn Star
LOCATION OF ACT: Her place
NOTES: Hank meets her while driving and follows her directly to her place. Hank leaves when he hears her baby daughter crying, but not before taking one of her movies for further review.
Mrs. Carr/Todd
EPISODE(S): Pilot (also appears in Season 1 Episode 4)
AGE: 40’s
OCCUPATION: Stay at home wife
LOCATION OF ACT: Every room of Carr’s house
NOTES: She breaks into Hank’s house in the pilot to surprise him, is found by Becca (Hank’s daughter) and Hank asks her to leave. She is later divorced by her husband.
Mrs. Patterson
EPISODE(S): Season 2 Episode 7
AGE: 40’s
OCCUPATION: Becca’s English Teacher
LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s place
NOTES: Caused strife between Hank and Becca.
Annika Staley
EPISODE(S): Season 2 Episode 6
AGE: Early 30’s
OCCUPATION: Rolling Stone writer
LOCATION OF ACT: Lew Ashby’s house
NOTES: Hank meets her while she is writing a piece on Lew and he takes it from there.
Mia
EPISODE(S): Multiple
AGE: 16
OCCUPATION: School Girl
LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s Bedroom
NOTES: Is Bill’s (Hank’s ex’s new husband) daughter and has a kinky side. Inspired Hank’s book and later stole the manuscript to write “Fucking and Punching.” She also nails Lew Ashby while Hank is staying at his house.
Heather
EPISODE(S): Pilot
AGE: Unknown
OCCUPATION: Unknown (Nun in dream)
LOCATION OF ACT: Her Bedroom
NOTES: She is married and her husband comes home early and smashes the right headlight of Hank’s Porsche which has still not been fixed.
Unknown
EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 9
AGE: Unknown
OCCUPATION: Porsche Sales Representative
LOCATION OF ACT: Street Alley
NOTES: Hank took a test drive and ended up taking down the sales woman in a back alley. Hank bought the car, but unfortunately it was stolen hours later.
Jill Robinson
EPISODE(S): Season Three
AGE: 20’s
OCCUPATION: Grad Student/Teacher’s Assistant
LOCATION OF ACT: On Dean Koons’ desk in his home during a party
NOTES: Ended up naked and hiding in Becca’s bedroom and was discovered there. Becca then proclaimed, “Father, why is there a naked lady in my bedroom?”
Jackie (Ashley Madison – stage name)
EPISODE(S): Season Three
AGE: 22
OCCUPATION: Student/Exotic Dancer
LOCATION OF ACT: Her apartment and elsewhere
NOTES: Shows up at Hank’s place with two dancers and asks “Do you want to party?”
Chloe Metz
EPISODE(S): Season 2 Episode 5
AGE: 30’s
OCCUPATION: Cooking Show Host
LOCATION OF ACT: Lew Ashby’s house
NOTES: A closet freak that uttered the infamous phrase “Fuck me like I’m Al-Qaeda!”. Ends up being a psycho and gets left on the side of the road by a fed-up Hank. Also has a husband and son.
Felicia Koons
EPISODE(S): Season 3
AGE: 40’s
OCCUPATION: Dean Koons’ wife
LOCATION OF ACT: Her home
NOTES: She finally gives in and jumps Hank’s bones. The Dean finds out and is surprisingly okay with the whole thing.
Sasha Bingham
EPISODE(S): Season 4
AGE: 20’s
OCCUPATION: Film Actress
LOCATION OF ACT: Her hotel suite, where she has asked Hank to go over notes for the screenplay of “Fucking and Punching”
NOTES: Since she is playing Mia in the film, she asks Hank to act out everything that he did with Mia. This included her punching him in the face and subsequently knocking him out until the next morning.
