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Californication’s Hank Moody is a true ladies’ man. We have decided to take a look back on the series and each of the women who have had “relations” with Mr. Moody. Let us know your favorites!!

Karen

EPISODE(S): All Seasons

AGE: Unknown

OCCUPATION: Architect

LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s bedroom

NOTES: Hank’s ex and the love of his life. He would give up everything and all of his women just for a chance to be with her forever. Also, happens to be the hottest of all of his hookups.

Meredith

EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 2-5

AGE: 30-40

OCCUPATION: Divorce Lawyer

LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s Bedroom

Surfer Girl

EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 6

AGE: Early 20’s

OCCUPATION: Unknown

LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s Floor

NOTES: Stoner chick. Stole Hank’s guitar and records. Hank paid for her wine at the supermarket when they first met because she didn’t have any funds.

Sonja

EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 2

AGE: Early 40’s

OCCUPATION: None

LOCATION OF ACT: Karen (Hank’s ex) and Bill’s Bed

NOTES: Hank threw up on an expensive painting right after doing the deed. Sonja later announces that she is pregnant and Hank was thought to be the father. He, of course, was not. Sonja had a creepy boyfriend in later episode that attempted a swap with Hank and Karen.

Beatrice or “Trixie”

EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 8 (also appears in Season 2 at Lew Ashby’s house)

AGE: Unknown

OCCUPATION: Prostitute

LOCATION OF ACT: Hotel Room

NOTES: Hank snorts coke off her ass and tits and doesn’t believe her when she asks to be paid after the deed is done. Her pimp/bodyguard proceeds to kick Hank’s ass and takes the money.

Laura

EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 10

AGE: 25-35

OCCUPATION: Actress/Boxer

LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s Place

NOTES: She is a squirter, a fact which Hank remembers during a threesome with Charlie Runkle, just as she drenches his face.

Brooke Banner

EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 2

AGE: 20’s

OCCUPATION: Porn Star

LOCATION OF ACT: Her place

NOTES: Hank meets her while driving and follows her directly to her place. Hank leaves when he hears her baby daughter crying, but not before taking one of her movies for further review.

Mrs. Carr/Todd

EPISODE(S): Pilot (also appears in Season 1 Episode 4)

AGE: 40’s

OCCUPATION: Stay at home wife

LOCATION OF ACT: Every room of Carr’s house

NOTES: She breaks into Hank’s house in the pilot to surprise him, is found by Becca (Hank’s daughter) and Hank asks her to leave. She is later divorced by her husband.

Mrs. Patterson

EPISODE(S): Season 2 Episode 7

AGE: 40’s

OCCUPATION: Becca’s English Teacher

LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s place

NOTES: Caused strife between Hank and Becca.

Annika Staley

EPISODE(S): Season 2 Episode 6

AGE: Early 30’s

OCCUPATION: Rolling Stone writer

LOCATION OF ACT: Lew Ashby’s house

NOTES: Hank meets her while she is writing a piece on Lew and he takes it from there.

Mia

EPISODE(S): Multiple

AGE: 16

OCCUPATION: School Girl

LOCATION OF ACT: Hank’s Bedroom

NOTES: Is Bill’s (Hank’s ex’s new husband) daughter and has a kinky side. Inspired Hank’s book and later stole the manuscript to write “Fucking and Punching.” She also nails Lew Ashby while Hank is staying at his house.

Heather

EPISODE(S): Pilot

AGE: Unknown

OCCUPATION: Unknown (Nun in dream)

LOCATION OF ACT: Her Bedroom

NOTES: She is married and her husband comes home early and smashes the right headlight of Hank’s Porsche which has still not been fixed.

Unknown

EPISODE(S): Season 1 Episode 9

AGE: Unknown

OCCUPATION: Porsche Sales Representative

LOCATION OF ACT: Street Alley

NOTES: Hank took a test drive and ended up taking down the sales woman in a back alley. Hank bought the car, but unfortunately it was stolen hours later.

Jill Robinson

EPISODE(S): Season Three

AGE: 20’s

OCCUPATION: Grad Student/Teacher’s Assistant

LOCATION OF ACT: On Dean Koons’ desk in his home during a party

NOTES: Ended up naked and hiding in Becca’s bedroom and was discovered there. Becca then proclaimed, “Father, why is there a naked lady in my bedroom?”

Jackie (Ashley Madison – stage name)

EPISODE(S): Season Three

AGE: 22

OCCUPATION: Student/Exotic Dancer

LOCATION OF ACT: Her apartment and elsewhere

NOTES: Shows up at Hank’s place with two dancers and asks “Do you want to party?”

Chloe Metz

EPISODE(S): Season 2 Episode 5

AGE: 30’s

OCCUPATION: Cooking Show Host

LOCATION OF ACT: Lew Ashby’s house

NOTES: A closet freak that uttered the infamous phrase “Fuck me like I’m Al-Qaeda!”. Ends up being a psycho and gets left on the side of the road by a fed-up Hank. Also has a husband and son.

Felicia Koons

EPISODE(S): Season 3

AGE: 40’s

OCCUPATION: Dean Koons’ wife

LOCATION OF ACT: Her home

NOTES: She finally gives in and jumps Hank’s bones. The Dean finds out and is surprisingly okay with the whole thing.

Sasha Bingham

EPISODE(S): Season 4

AGE: 20’s

OCCUPATION: Film Actress

LOCATION OF ACT: Her hotel suite, where she has asked Hank to go over notes for the screenplay of “Fucking and Punching”

NOTES: Since she is playing Mia in the film, she asks Hank to act out everything that he did with Mia. This included her punching him in the face and subsequently knocking him out until the next morning.

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