As amazing as it is, I don’t think Candice Swanepoel has been mentioned once on this site. Probably because I have no idea how to pronounce her last name, or maybe just because we’ve been waiting for that ideal moment to unleash her. That moment came today when I stumbled upon this Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day photo shoot on DrunkenStepfather.com.
Those ad execs at the underwear company that brings guys and gals together sure know how to sell sex. Her name is Candice and she appears in pink, red, topless, with enough looks and sexual charisma to make Miranda Kerr join Weight Watchers. This photo shoot could have been created in a lab and I would believe it. In fact, it would be better for my emotional state if it was. As usual, You’re Welcome.