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Vanessa Marcil


Vanessa Marcil is absolutely stunning at 43 years young. Can’t say I’m a big fan of her acting, but I’m a huge fan of her body. Oh how I wish I was that chair.

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Carin Ashley

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The South Floridan model once graced the cover as Playboy’s Sexy Girls Next Door. Imagine if Carin Ashley actually was your neighbor living next door?

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Shelly Seng

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We wanted to go global by showing you the slutty Laotian model Shelly Seng. Who knew there were models from there but we are definitely thankful. Enjoy!

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Cristina Buccino

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Here’s Cristina Buccino, the Italian model that knows how to make denim fashionable. We love everything about her including an unrelenting gaze and small star tattoo.


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Tweet Sauce

Rick Santorum


Rick Santorum and his sweater vest are no longer running for the Republican Presidential nomination. On some level it’s a shame because comedians will have one less subject to dissect and make fun of. On the other hand, it’s encouraging to know that America isn’t that stupid when it comes to electing the most important person. You have to give Santorum props for making a name for himself, which is about the only positive thing I can come up with. We turned to Twitter to find the best ten tweets regardding the breaking news. RIP Santorum Sweaters.

[blackbirdpie url=”!/GeorgeTakei/status/189788064409858048″]

[blackbirdpie url=”!/IAmJoelWest/status/189806941881634816″]

[blackbirdpie url=”!/robfee/status/189810438064705536″]

[blackbirdpie url=”!/sassleski/status/189813410043666432″]

[blackbirdpie url=”!/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/189785750290702337″]

[blackbirdpie url=”!/DrewSkinnerjrmd/status/189813535642107905″]

[blackbirdpie url=”!/indecision/status/189778452616982530″]

[blackbirdpie url=”!/pourmecoffee/status/189780036201627650″]

[blackbirdpie url=”!/ezraklein/status/189781748480094209″]

[blackbirdpie url=”!/Crowetoons/status/189784033796960258″]


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Jennifer Love Hewitt


Shows on the Lifetime network I normally don’t give a crap about, although Jennifer Love Hewitt plays an erotic call girl known for, “Nude underwear, killer curves and a black backdrop.”

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Cassia Riley

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The Penthouse Pet was one of many to receive a going away present from the Yankee Captain. (Trust me, we had many to choose from.) Say hello to Derek Jeter’s friend Cassia Riley.


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