Just Because it's Funny

Having a roommate can be the most amazing experience ever.  You always have someone to see movies with, eat junk food with, and hold your hair while you’re praying to the porcelain God (throwing up in the toilet).  But let’s face it…most of the time, having a roommate ends up being likened to six months (at least) of constantly wanting to slam your face into a brick wall.  They don’t do their chores, bring loud mouthed friends over while you’re trying to sleep, have louder-than-chimpanzees sex in the room (or curtained off section of the room you’re sharing if you’re super fancy) next to you, and skip out on rent.

Here are some of the web’s most hilarious hate notes left behind by roommates.  Have fun wallowing in someone else’s pain for a few minutes!

Want to make a good first impression with someone?  I recommend not coming right out and saying that you’re a Juggalo that wears face paint and thinks they’re unique because of all the black clothes they have in their collection.

Using Photoshop can be a very tedious task and we have found some of the best Photoshopped animal hybrids.  Ever wonder what a koala and elephant hybrid looked like?  Scroll down to find out and see what other sick creations people have come up with.

The phrase “young and dumb” goes to a whole new levels with these peoples choices of tattoos.  There are many tattoos in the world that should have never happened but did anyways.  Here is a collection of some of the most errrr tattoos we could find.

I recently came across the Morgan Freeman “Everyone Poops” and was wondering why no one has done the “Everyone Farts” video.  Here at The Campus Socialite we have put together this lovely list of 5 animals letting them rip.  Enjoy.

5. Turtle

4. Hedgehog

3. Horse

2. Giraffe

1. Iguana

Ill start to this dump off right with a joke. What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scratch the top of his coffin. If you think this is some Seinfeld joke where it brings all the YouTube videos together, maybe you should read my posts more often. More after the jump.

Even though society failed at creating a Jediism religion, we did manage to agree on May 4th being recognized as Star Wars Day.  To celebrate, the good folks at The Campus Socialite bring you 10 of the best Star Wars videos we could find on YouTube. Ignore the disturbance in the force while you check these out.

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On Monday, we brought the pain with Part I of our special report on athletes with awful names.  Today we step it up a notch and reveal the names of four sportsmen and one cursed sportswoman who make us chuckle just by simply wearing a name tag.

bradwellen@precioustimeny.com

Some little known facts about Chuck Norris:

– Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

– Those aren’t credits that roll after Walker, Texas Ranger.  It’s actually a list of fatalities caused by Chuck Norris during the making of the episode.

– Charmin once made a Chuck Norris-branded toilet paper, but there was a problem: it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

To follow-up on Monday’s Part I, we have agonized over the tall task of narrowing such a comprehensive, bone crunching body of work to Norris’s five supreme accomplishments.  Here is our best effort….