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E-Mail From An Asshole

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Craigslist.org…the number one site for bullshit.  Craigslist has endless possibilities and to me it is probably one of the shadiest sites that a person could use to seek what they are looking for.  However I must admit I have used it and had mostly positive experiences with it (except for that one time when some motherf**ker sold me fake tickets to an Alice In Chains Concert).  With a little help from a person with the alias of Mike Anderson, he has been a major contibutor for well, frustrating the hell out of people who are actually trying to accomplish something through Craigslist.  The creators of DontEvenReply.com come together to show you how gullible a person can be at the other side of a computer and how pissed off people can get when you reply with good intentions and end up being a vulgar asshole.  Below is the original craigslist ad that a person by the name of Brian posted looking for some company for a car ride to Chicago.  See what happens when Mike pushes the limits of frustration and reaches the boiling point of a disgruntled Craigslister.
Posted at: 2009-08-24 12:40:22
Original ad:
WILMINGTON TO CHICAGO
I’m driving out to Chicago on 9/1 around noon. I’m looking for someone to split the cost of gas/tolls. If interested, send me an email.
From Me to ***********@*********.org

Hi!

I am trying to go to Chicago, and the 1st sounds good to me. I took my ex-girlfriend’s EZ-pass out of her car when she wasn’t looking, so we can use that to pay for tolls. I have a few things I want to bring, do you have a lot of room?

Mike

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Super Bowl Sunday the Way It Oughta Be

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THE SUPER BOWL KICKS OFF ON FEBRUARY 7th! Yeehaw! Whoohoo! Someone give me a hooker to slap and a gun to shoot in the air, because Super Bowl Sunday is fucking fantastic. It’s got everything any good holiday needs: liquor, gluttony, football, a complete absence of religious significance, and gambling. It’s tremendous. In fact, I’ve long argued that the Super Bowl should be played on a weekday, so that men from all walks of life can take the day off from work in order to get drunk, snort Buffalo-wing sauce, and revel in the footbally footballness of our holiest football day.

Right about now, every magazine is offering you tips on how to host the perfect Super Bowl party. Onion dip? In a hollowed-out bread bowl? That’s crazy. The truth is, only a fool hosts his own Super Bowl party. You should never do it, ever. Instead, for the perfect Super Sunday, I suggest that you follow this very special itinerary that I have devised for you.

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The Ultimate Hatelist: Going to the Doctor

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Courtesy of Miggity of The Ultimate Hatelist

If the hatelist were an exclusive restaurant, ‘Going to the Doctor’ would be able to walk in at 8pm without a reservation and get seated at the good table in the back by the window next to the Olsen twins. If you combined some of my least favorite things into one thoroughly unpleasant experience, you would undoubtedly wind up with a trip to the doctor’s office. Comprised of waiting in line, filling out paperwork, spending money, getting sexually violated, being lectured and not being in a bar, the doctor’s office truly is worse than the sum of its still pretty bad parts.

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