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Michael Cera Gets The Jersey Shore Treatment

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bradwellen@precioustimeny.com

If Youth in Revolt is a box-office hit this weekend, Michael Cera may have Snooki, Vinny and JWoww to thank. The actor and self-proclaimed Jersey Shore fan did hang out with the MTV stars as a way to promote his offbeat coming-of-age flick, and got a “guido” makeover in the process. Check out the number that Pauly D did on Cera’s hair and some more Guido 101 below.

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Warning: You are Now Entering the Douchebag Danger Zone

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bradwellen@precioustimeny.com

The word “douchebag” is tossed around so haphazardly nowadays that many of us have forgotten its true meaning.  Yes, we can take the term at its literal definition – a small object with detachable nozzles used for vaginal hygiene, however its more mainstream usage is meant to describe an individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of peers with no sense of how moronic he appears (courtesy of UrbanDictionary.com).  Now that we have placed a definition on the modern douchebag, it would be wise to familiarize ourselves with the warning signs to look out for in order to identify a douchey individual among your present company.  Keep the five following red flags in mind at all times as douchebags know no boundaries and can infiltrate your next party, classroom, family function, or even worse – friendship or relationship.

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The Ultimate Hatelist: Whatever the Hell is Going On in the Middle East

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Courtesy of Miggity of The Ultimate Hatelist

I don’t hate the Middle East as much as I’m just tired of hearing about it. Okay, that’s a lie. I hate it as I hate hell all Montagues and thee. But I really am tired of hearing about it. Why are these guys so mad? Your life doesn’t seem so bad. If my scholastic knowledge serves me right, you probably have a pet monkey, a slamming hot bottom bitch named Jasmine with a pet tiger, a flying carpet and your own comical genie.

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Just Because it's FunnySex and Relationships

Thelonius Pipe-Layre's Introductory Guide to Dating (Part I)

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By: Thelonius Pipe-Layre

The world of dating isn’t all blowjobs in the park and shoe shopping (quite the compromise – folks, take note). Sometimes, there are misunderstandings and often even restraining orders. This column offers a collection of dating tips that may help anyone seeking to start a relationship off on the right foot, or properly avoid one. Since navigating the waters of love can be a turbulent affair best left to Russell Crowe and a navy of shitty actors, I’d like to provide as much assistance as one can to unite men, women, and all the semen their vessels can carry.

However, since I prefer to pursue lasting relationships… haha, I’m sorry, I can’t even type that with a straight face. Ahem. Since I am more prone to seeking relationships than casual flings, I would like to present a less biased interpretation on the dating scene. So, without further ado, the opening portion of “Thelonious Pipe-Layre’s Introductory Guide to Dating.”

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