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One of readers, Sarah Helen from Stanford, CA, has entered a viral video contest being run by Blu Electronic Cigarettes. If her video gets enough votes to win, she’ll get $10,000, and you’ll all get to see an encore of this YouTube video, ending with a topless shot. As you can see, Sarah is incredibly blessed in the chesticle region, so get to voting, socialites (after the jump)!

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rupert-attacker

If you don’t live under a rock then you have probably at least heard about the “News of the World” scandal. Basically, a British tabloid magazine owned by billionaire media mogul Rupert Murdoch was hacking into people’s cell phones. But that’s neither here nor there. This is about what happened just today: that same billionaire got pied in the face while he was in Parliament to testify.

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fat jew tweets

I don’t think anyone’s quite sure who Fat Jew is or what hole he crawled out of. All we can be sure of is he’s fat, he’s Jewish, and hails from “Jew York, Jew York.” All I know is he has 78, 624 followers and has earned every single one of them. Top Tweets has given you a bunch of our favorite celebrities. Not it is time to journey into the dark world of the unknown, yet still hysterical. Top 20 Fantastic Tweets From Fat Jew is a great place to start.

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