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Erin Heatherton Shows Off Her Ridiculous Body Again

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Erin Heatherton is what every dude wants in a girl. She’s got the tightest freaking body ever, the face of an angel (which makes sense considering she is a Victoria’s Secret Angel), and she’s definitely the type of girl you can bring home to mom and dad. Girls, don’t even bother competing, because Erin’s just on a whole different level. Be prepared for lots of handbras and cute looks.

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More Lacey Banghard: Hot Pictures, Hotter Name (Gallery)

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Lacey Banghard. What a fucking name (no pun intended)? The fact that this girl has a name like that and it looks like this is an irony that I can’t even wrap my brain around. An awesome one at that. Think anyone ever suggest she change her name of the modeling business? Anyway, here’s some super hot pictures of Lacey Banghard courtesy of Hollywood Tuna, the girl that you are going to want to….ehhh, I won’t go there. You’re Welcome.

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Some More Jessica Jane Clement For Your Monday

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I must be jaded, but for some reason not even the best pictures of hot girls are high enough quality for me anymore. I guess I’m just ready for the future, when they turn Jessica Jane Clement into a hologram and I can stare are her hotness in four dimensions. But until that day comes, I’ll just have to make do with this. I think you guys will do just fine with these super sexy pics.

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Lorraine Van Wyk Bikini Shoot. You’re Very Welcome (Gallery)

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She comes from South Africa and she has a pair of eyes and a pair of…legs that could melt your soul. This girl is next-level hot and although she’s not a household name yet, Candice Swanepoel better start counting her blessings now, because Lorraine Van Wyk is coming for the crown. This gallery comes to us courtesy of Brosome.com and is showcasing Melissa Odabash’s Swimwear Collection. Congratulations Melissa because you just inspired me to buy my girlfriend a late birthday present, because when I look at this shoot, all I see is skin, skin, and more skin. Let’s hope it translates.

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Candice Swanepoel In Victoria’s Secret’s Valentine’s Day Photo Shoot (Gallery)

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As amazing as it is, I don’t think Candice Swanepoel has been mentioned once on this site. Probably because I have no idea how to pronounce her last name, or maybe just because we’ve been waiting for that ideal moment to unleash her. That moment came today when I stumbled upon this Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day photo shoot on DrunkenStepfather.com.

Those ad execs at the underwear company that brings guys and gals together sure know how to sell sex. Her name is Candice and she appears in pink, red, topless, with enough looks and sexual charisma to make Miranda Kerr join Weight Watchers. This photo shoot could have been created in a lab and I would believe it. In fact, it would be better for my emotional state if it was. As usual, You’re Welcome.

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The Best 11 Morning Woods of 2011

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If you’ve been keeping up with our Morning Wood posts every morning, then you know that we look through tons of pictures of hot girls. We’ve seen them naked, half-naked, a quarter-naked, all kinds of naked, which means that after a while we get a little picky. Sure we’ve all gotten at least half a chub from most of these girls, but right now, at the end of 2011, we want to show you to best 11 girls that we’ve showcased. That’s right, the 11 hottest girls that have had us flying our flag under our comforters.

11. Jaime Morente

Jamie Morente was our Morning Wood on November 11, 2011. Honestly? The reason why I want her on here is because I really want to take a lick of that large, round, delicious looking lollipop.

 10. Simona Fusco

Simona was our Morning Wood for August 16, 2011. There’s just something very Baywatch-esque about this picture, and that’s fine with me. I’d love to get some mouth-to-mouth from this girl. As long as it was her mouth and my penis.

9. Tiffany Toth

Tiffany was our Morning Wood for October 17, 2011. What’s not to like about her? She’s blonde, she’s holding her own tits, and I know damn well that she’s wishing that it was my hands instead of hers.

8. Michelle Lombardo

Michelle was our Morning Wood for June 13, 2011. Now I love this girl because she’s got this Shannon Elizabeth thing going on. Also, her tits have the perfect space between them. Sometimes they’re too close and they’re all on top of each other, and sometimes they’re so far apart that you can drive a truck through them. But with her… I think there’s a perfect space for my morning wood.

7. Karla Spice

Karla was our Thanksgiving Editing of Morning Wood. Every time I see this picture I just want to pretend that I’m a pilgrim and that this bird needs to be stuffed. Seriously though, this girl gives us something to be thankful about every day of the year. And for that, my morning wood salutes you.

6. Antoinette Nikprelaj

Antoinette was our Morning Wood for July 17, 2011. Her name is definitely a mouthful, and I really want to give her a mouthful of something else. You may remember her as the girl that Mayberry Jr. asked his agent to ask out for him. We just remember her as a reason to lock the door and let our flag fly.

5. Shay Malone

Shay was our Morning Wood for September 14, 2011. Pigtails. Pink frills. A really, really short pair of shorts. Is there anything wrong with this picture or this girl? No. I just want to take off her clothes with my teeth.

4. Elaine Alden

Elaine was our Morning Wood for September 9, 2011. I want this girl. Just look at her body. If you could imagine the perfect woman in your mind, I assure you that she’ll have the proportions of this hot piece of ass.

3. Sophie Reade

Sophie was our Morning Wood for December 2, 2011. Now this is definitely the biggest cock-tease of all the morning woods. It’s one of those pictures where you just want to see more. Luckily for us, if you check out her entire photo shoot, you’re going to see everything that you’re imagining by seeing this picture.

2. Jayde Nicole

Jayde was our Morning Wood for June 28, 2011. Not only was she the Playboy Playmate of the Year (for 2008), but she’s the Playboy Playmate of our hearts. Give us a picture of any hot girl bent over, and we’ll show you the line of dudes that want to get behind her.

1. Sara Balint

Sara was our Morning Wood for June 10, 2011. For the first time in history, a Canadian is going to be #1 for something besides having the stupidest money in the world (in case you haven’t seen it, we’re talking about coins with moose on them, and paper money with people playing hockey on it). If you don’t have to cross your legs after looking at pictures of this girl, then you need to take a hard look at your life and seriously consider whether you need to come out of the closet.

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And Now For Melanie Iglesias’ Unbelievably Hot Christmas Flip Book (Video)

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You’ve been waiting for it the past week, and now it’s finally here: the Melanie Iglesias Christmas flip book! This girl is crazy hot, and I regret ever saying that Shay Maria could compete with her. Check it out as she strips and redresses in holiday garb…over and over again. I’m in fucking heaven.

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Shay Maria Celebrates Christmas with Her Very Own Flip Book (Video)

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So it’s not exactly like all those Melanie Iglesias flip books (expect one later today), but it’s still hot as fuck. Everyone knows that Shay Maria is an insanely hot piece of Wood, but this just confirms it. If this is how they celebrate Christmas in California, then I definitely have to go there.

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20 Hot Korean Girls, Hopefully Not Related To Kim Jong Il (Gallery)

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Kim Jong Il, head of one of the most oppressive and propaganda driven regimes in modern history has died of a heart attack, or as his people were told, “Fatigue from working so hard for his nation.” We try to stay out of politics here at Campus Socialite, not that there’s much to debate over, but we’ve decided to show you a different side of a Korea. A sweeter, sexier, less clothed side in fact.

Just like any country in the world, Korea (South we’re assuming) has it’s slew of beautiful, Hot Girls, so in celebration of their brief transition between ruthless tyrants (North that is), we’re showing you are favorite 20. Don’t let it throw you that they’re all named Kim. It’s probably like Smith over there. You’re welcome.

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