It was a fluke. Stop acting like the Packers’ loss means anything. They are still the best team out there, and they were always beatable. Every team is beatable. That loss means as much as a loss in week 17 when none of the starters play past the first quarter means.
Category: Sports
Oh yes, Saturday Night Football. Otherwise known as “college football,” so it’s fitting that two college-caliber teams will be playing tonight. We’ve hit maximum football capacity now, with games on Thursday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. It truly is the most magical time of the year.
This time of the season, the playoff picture becomes such a massive clusterfudge that I can’t even begin to comprehend it. The scenarios and tiebreakers and different permutations form an incomprehensible lattice of possibilities that somehow manages to FUCK EVERYONE. No one ends up happy come week 17 when they’ve figured out where their team is.
Both are arguably the best players in their prospective leagues. Both made their name playing for the same team, for long periods of time. Both ultimately left the teams that drafted them for more money and a better chance at a ring. So here’s the question: what makes Albert Pujols less worthy of hatred than the most hated man in sports who hasn’t sat in a court room?
Owning a piece of a Super Bowl Champion team seems pretty cool. The Green Bay Packer’s recent stock offering however, might be more detrimental to your wallet than it’s worth. Especially if you like ripping on Tim Tebow.
Marcedes Lewis had the best year of his career last year, making the Pro Bowl and taking tons of fantasy owners to the playoffs. He joins me to discuss losing David Garrard at the start of the season and replacing him with rookie Blaine Gabbert, training in MMA in the off-season and much more…all before declaring me the official Jacksonville Jaguars Fan of the Northeast!
Oh man. It’s here. It’s finally here. Thanksgiving: the king of all holidays. There’s so much to love about the last Thursday of November: The gluttony. The family bonding. The glorified genocide of an entire race of people. America. And, most importantly, football. We have been blessed with three games on the most American of holidays, and what a trio of games they are this year.
Non sequitur: Does not follow. How does a quarterback go 9-20 and win? It does not follow. That is the best way I can describe Tim Tebow’s continued success. As I fist pumped and shrieked around my living room like a little girl who got Justin Bieber tickets for Christmas, it simply did not follow that I was celebrating a man I had cursed on draft day not even two years ago.
As a former skateboarder, i’ll tell you straight up. This is one million times harder than it looks, even though it probably already looks next to impossible. Only a few years after someone dies going down a sled track the proper way, this dude decides to hop on one with his skateboard. But hey, I’m entertained.
Thursday night’s Oakland game was a nice little teaser for what is once again an incredibly arousing group of games. And in good news for fantasy owners, we can officially stop worrying about who has byes and get back to what’s important: Fuck Chris Johnson.