Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Match.com, Jdate, Good Crush….what do all of these things have in common? They’re all forms of social networking devices that are commonly used among us college students. But…what if I told you that there is a site that lets you speak to strangers over the internet just by cycling through other users cameras? Yep that’s right…Chatroulette.com allows you to connect to strangers all over the internet and speak with them face-to-face. No need for an account, giving up personal information or even giving in your e-mail address. I shit you not, Chatroulette is on its way to becoming one of the most addicting phenomenons to happen to the information technology generation. And it’s just another avenue for us to keep our pimp hands strong.
I bet your now asking yourself, why the hell would I want to go online and connect to a random stranger that I never met and speak with them face-to-face? Personally, I think that it is the thrill of not knowing who you are going to talk to (male or female) or what you are going to see next. But one thing I can guarantee, is that you are bound to get a good laugh out of this innovative website. Trust me, come back to your dorm or your frat house after a night of drinking and connect to the wonderful world of Chatroulette. I warn you that you will be on it for minimum of an hour potentially meeting some strange individuals or your future ex-wife. Now before I go any further there are some things that I should point out to you that you might want to stay weary of. Here is a top 5 list that I can shoot off the top of my head that you will definitely want to watch out for on Chatroulette before you go off on your own and exploring what strangers are doing at their computer desk, all over the world:
1. There is no exact ratio to this but I am going to say that right off the bat you are going to definitely see a lot of male genitalia, and I don’t mean that it’s just hanging out. These people are straight up “beating there meat like it owes them money.” Hit the “next button” right away!!!
2. There are some freaks out there, and some of them are wearing masks. I don’t know why but they are seriously just sitting there with really weird masks on. Hit the “next button” (unless you’re in to that sort of thing).
3. This hasn’t happened too often but I saw a guy who tied himself up in a full body suit. (Fucking Weird)Do yourself a favor hit the next button.
4. Now we all know that us men are horny and we all want to see a pair of jugs. Let me be the first to say that if you start asking girls to trade tits for dick or vice-versa, they are going to be hitting that next button before you can even say “tube socks.”
5. Now if you are a male, you will get the occasional girl who is going to want to strip down for you as long as your down to get down. I have not actually partaken in such an act…yet, but do what ya gotta do. We’re not judging you. They also might ask for a credit card, that is probably the time you going to want to next-a-bitch.
Before I go, and you all start going off and exploring Chatroulette, I do not condone anyone doing sexually deviant acts on this thing. Although I enjoy when I get a glimpse at a fresh pair of tits, guys try to keep your snake in its cage while rouletting. Hey look at the bright side everyone, even the Jersey Shore Guidos are horndogs.