If you don’t know who Mitch Hedberg was, then you probably shouldn’t be reading this blog. But for the newbs who are curious, prepare for bombs of knowledge: Mitch was one of the greatest comedians of our time, but sadly he passed away before he could truly shine. He had one of the most memorable shticks in modern comedy, and for that he will live on forever. He wrote this letter to the Uniball pen company before he died, and it reads just like his stand-up act. Prepare for laughter.
As a bonus, check out some classic Hedberg clips after the letter.