By: Bryan Dumas
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner friends, and The Campus Don is back to make sure things go smoothly for you and your special someone. Ladies, no guy wants to give a dozen red roses in exchange for a pair of blue balls… it’s my job to make sure that doesn’t happen. I’m here for you.
Let’s not pull any punches – finger in the asshole, yes or no?
Two in the pink. One in the stink baby. WHAT’S GOOD!!??
Have you ever thought of other people during sex?
Yep…only when the girl I’m screwing sucks. Plain and simple, not everyone that we’re attracted to get us going in the sack. I’m sure ladies can relate. Some girls show zero emotion, or too much emotion, or make weird faces, or have bad breath/BO. Whatever the case may be, not everyone that I bone takes me to Pleasure Town, but being the nice guy that I am I want my lady to enjoy herself even if I don’t. So when she’s in bed grunting like a linebacker on 4th and goal, instead of me stopping the show, I think about that cutie with the booty that I hooked up with way back when. The girl I’m with wins, I win. Everybody wins, and the girl never knows. I’ll take one for the team a few times, but won’t make a habit out of it. That’s definitely a red flag. If our sexual chemistry is off, you won’t be getting many more calls from me in the future.
If you had the perfect costume for me to wear in the bedroom what would it be?
Wow. Bring a bag. Let’s get creative. Surprise me. I always try to keep things interesting in the bedroom.. From costumes to cuffs, different condoms to different condiments – you name it I’ve done it. Maid outfits, corsets, knee-high stockings, thigh-high stockings, sexy teddies, I love ‘em all. Whatever you feel like wearing, wear it. Be confident in it, own that shit and you’ll drive me crazy.
Ladies, keep the questions rolling in the comment box below and you can be sure that The Campus Don will treat all of them all as delicately as he treats his women. See you back here next week.