Marriage proposals aren’t usually our thing. In fact, quite the opposite. Marriage is paperwork, commitment, living together. Campus Socialite’s don’t roll that way. Why buy the cow if you could fuck the pigs and sheep too? Or something like that. Anyway, getting on one knee and spending hard-earned bar money on a ring is not our thing, but when a dude goes this epic, he earns himself a spot. Chick is kinda cute too. What could possibly be epic about a marriage proposal? You’ll just have to see.