Get Your Rave Pants On: Naked & Famous Glow-in-the-Dark Jeans

Naked & Famous just kicked the dance party game up a notch with these jeans. At first glance you wouldn’t think there was anything unusual about them, but then you turn off the lights and BAM! Your shit is glowing fiercely and you look like you just raged in a lake of radioactive chemicals.

Which isn’t far from the truth. After all the denim work is done with the jeans, they ship them off to Japan, land of overheating nuclear reactors, to be chemically treated in a phosphorescent coating. The layer of Ninja Turtle Ooze is baked into the fabric, and then sent to you, so that you can slap them over your legs and be that “glowing pants guy” at every concert you go to.

Of course, in order to glow you need to charge the pants first by putting them in the light, but that’s just a formality. If you’re standing in blacklight then you’ll glow regardless of charge. You can even wash them and the luminescence won’t fade…well, for at least 5 washes, according to the website. Luckily you never really have to wash jeans anyway.

The possible cons of rocking these sweet future-trousers? Well, I’m not so sure I trust all of those fluorescent chemicals around my genitalia, especially when I’m sweating and moving around a lot. And secondly, I’m a little bit insecure about strangers thinking that I’m walking around in jeans doused in semen. But if you don’t give a shit about all of that and want to be the coolest dude at the party, then more power to you.

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