Go To Bed With A TEN Wake Up With A TWO.

By: Amanda Schweitzer (Hofstra University)

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Ladies, have you ever noticed that the more alcohol you intake the cuter a guy looks to you? This is because your eyes become very fuzzy after awhile and unfortunately all your friends feel the same way, so they aren’t able to tell you that you are about to fudge an 80-year-old. Except, when you wake up the next morning, you realize that he said he was 85, not born in 1985…oops.

Here are 7 “oops” that will happen when you take shot after shot. Be careful girls because alcohol can do wonders to your eyesight.


Hot right? He has that six pack and he looks delicious. This is the guy you meet while you are fully sober.

Well, after a few shots, this “six pack” of a beer belly may appear to be a set of washboard abs. Don’t let it happen to you.


Every girl likes a little facial hair…

But you don’t want to wake up the next morning with wolf man.


Long hair is fun to pull while frickin…

When it’s longer than your hair, you have a problem.


Being tan is a turn on…

After a few margaritas you might not notice that the guy you are about to fudge looks like a pumpkin.


One earring is okay…

Piercings are hot. Taking home wolverine is not.


This shirt is fine for a guy to wear… when you are NOT 10 shots deep you pay attention to those details.

When you fudge a guy that wears a shorter shirt than you. You have had way too much to drink my dear.


Sometimes, when girls flirt they compliment guys on their jewelry.

This is just too much…

Well here you go ladies. So remember… don’t drink and fudge.

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