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Got A Case of Whiskey Dick? Slip On This Viagra Condom

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That might very well be the most inappropriate headline I’ve ever written, and I’ve been doing this for a while now, and posted some truly inappropriate stuff. But this is important information for all the dudes out there who want to dip their tip in some girl’s lips – Durex is working with pharmaceutical company Futura to bring you a condom that keeps your junk hard, even in the worst situations.

The tip of this specialized jimmyhat (do people still use that term?) is loaded up with Futura’s Zanifil gel, which increases blood flow to your member and gives you a stiffer, longer lasting chubby so you can plug away for hours without the usual “my penis is suffocating” feeling that comes with wearing a condom. Wait, there’s more good news: unlike Viagra, this bad boy will be available without a prescription. They aren’t available just yet, but keep an eye out in your pharmacy’s family planning aisle, because they’re coming.

Now, I don’t wanna waste your precious time going into details about how this goo works, but I’ll quickly mention that its active ingredient is closely related to nitroglycerin, which has been used to treat chest pain and heart failure since the 19th century. The drug widens the blood vessels by relaxing the muscles in the vessel walls, increasing blood flow. It’s also explosive, so try to avoid lighting your dick on fire while or after wearing one of these.

 

If erections last more than four hours, call more ladies.

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