Hollywood Splitsville

By: Kelsey Pinault (University of Miami)

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Remember when marriage was more common than divorce? Yeah, me neither. It seems that these days, relationships are more vulnerable than ever, affecting the best of us from Nick and Jessica to every Bachelor since Season 1. Although getting broken up with always sucks, it doesn’t hurt to laugh at the top ten terrible breakups in Hollywood.

Charile Sheen & Denise Richard Ahh, an oldie but goodie. These two took divorce to a new low complete with spreading rumors in the tabloids including Charlie’s supposed inclination towards little boys. Sucks to be their kids.

Jon & Kate Gosselin I guess things could get sticky when your divorce deals with eight children, a guy’s constant partying, a woman’s overbearing ways, oh and the taping of it all going down on TLC. At least Kate got a makeover out of the whole ordeal, Jon – your turn.

Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag This modest couple usually tries to keep their married life private when they’re not filming for the reality television show The Hills (including the wedding episode), or writing books on how to be a fame whore. Sadly enough it seems Heidi and the small mountains she now calls her boobs has filed for a legal separation from Spencer. Personally, I don’t get where the relationship went wrong.

Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston The relationship no one will forget. Did Angelina steal hot buns away when filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Or was Jen just painfully boring. According to Jen, who is still talking about it five years later, what Angie did was “really uncool”.

Jessie James & Sandra Bullock This shocking breakup had impeccable timing as Sandra receive her mail delivered baby just two days later. At least the girl Jessie cheated with was equally as classy and beautiful as Sandra… oh wait.

Mel Gibson & Oksana Grigorieva You might not have heard, but these two just recently split after a year of dating and having a daughter together. But don’t worry, Mel is taking it really well.

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren Apparently Elin has a mean golf swing as well, just ask Tiger’s car after she found out about one of his sexcapades. Good thing he was hiding out on his yacht when the other 12 mistresses revealed their experiences with this animal. By the way… I slept with Tiger too.

 

Chris Brown & Rihanna Things with this relationship got a little sticky when Rihanna reported Breezy for assault. It’s okay though, the couple has moved on from each other and Brown’s singing career only took a severe beating for a year.

Reggie Bush & Kim Kardashian These two have been through numerous breakups and depressing times before getting back together again. Luckily, Keeping up With the Kardashians has been on each time to let the fans feel Kim’s pain with her.

Taylor Swift & anyone Let’s face it, any guy takes a big risk just knowing this talented country singer, just ask Drew, Stephen, Corey… etc. 

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