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If you didn’t know, today is a national holiday…and no, not fucking Pi Day. It’s Steak and Blow Job Day! Every Valentine’s Day, men invest their time and money to make their respective women happy, so this holiday was created as its polar opposite. Ladies, it’s time to give your men exactly what they want: A delicious, juicy steak, followed by a wonderfully sensual blooj. And it’s just about dinner time (on the east coast), so get cooking woman!

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This is a real thing. Don’t believe me? There’s a whole site dedicated to Steak and BJ Day. You see ladies, men are simple creatures. Women expect to be crooned, seduced, wooed, and surprised on Valentine’s Day, while men are typically disinterested and their needs fall by the wayside. While we appreciate all the stuffed animals, chocolates, and lame collages that you supply us with, it’s not what we really want. All you need to do to make us happy is cook a great meal that confirms our masculinity, and follow it up with some dome.

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