It has been announced that Ashton “DUUDE WHAT DOES MINE SAY?” Kutcher will take Charlie Sheen’s spot on Two and a Half Men this upcoming season. It is reported that Kutcher will make $1 million per episode, as compared to Sheen’s $2.5 million in his final season. The move marks an end to months of speculation since Sheen’s legendary breakdown and subsequent exit from TV’s #1 sitcom. Kutcher tweeted from his account last night:
Wonder if Charlie ever G.I Jane’d Demi????????