Remember that movie Shaolin Soccer. I just found the real deal. I have no idea how you could possibly train for, practice, or even attempt to casually play this sport. It is literally the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life. I know Americans hate soccer, this past week aside. As for Volleyball, unless it’s being played on the beach, drunk, and with hot girls in bikinis, count us out. But this sport, which appears to be being played by Kung Fu Masters, whatever the Fuck it calls itself, needs to come to America ASAP. Prepare to be blown away.