Time of death: July 8, 2010/9:22 PM ET
Sports fans, never forget tonight for it is the evening that competition in the NBA ceased to exist. With LeBron James douching the entire country (with the exception of South Beach) by announcing his intentions to sign with the Miami Heat, we now are all witnesses to the formation of a super team the likes of which the league has never seen. Jordan had Pippen but who was his third guy – Horace Grant? Tim Duncan had David Robinson and…. hmmm, Avery Johnson? This triumvirate of ballers is going to bring the pain to opposing teams for years to come and there isn’t a damn thing any of of the angry, crushed souls in Cleveland, New York, Chicago, or New Jersey can do about it. I for on am just upset that their will be no more parity in the NBA and hope that this move fuels Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson to topple another giant en route to a third straight title. For the first time in my life, I am truly at a loss for words, so I will just leave you with this agonizing video of LeBron’s decision after the jump.
