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Lindsay Lohan Will Pose Nude For Playboy, 5 Years Post-Hotness

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We’ve seen her hanging out with Paris Hilton, we’ve seen her snort coke, we’ve seen her get caught stealing and we’ve seen her tongue kiss her own mother. Now, we’re about to see the goods….I guess. 5 years after anyone has so much as considered wacking it to Lilo, she has finally decided that the only appropriate career measure to take is to pose nude for Playboy, and have 1 million dollars more to blow on coke and lawyer fees. Shucks Lindsay, I heard they offered Casey Anthony 2 Million.

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You may not know this but I went to High School with Lindsay Lohan. No she wasn’t hot in High School, and yes I know people who fucked her. That’s all the details I have for you. As much as I’d love to hate on this decision, I can’t. At this point in her career, the only left to do is play the dark, crazy, I don’t give a fuck card. And make an easy Mil showing your tits. People will buy it too, if not just for schock value. So you know what? Today might be the one day we don’t make fun of Lindsay. You go girl! Seeya in the centerfold.

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