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Another week, another YouTube dump, another useless opening paragraph that has nothing to do with anything. This time I’m going to tell you a story about my life: the time my mother realized she spawned a devil child. It was a Saturday morning. Normally, before I ran downstairs to watch Power Rangers, I would stand on a chair by my window and look outside at what the day had to offer. It seemed like it was going to be a regular Saturday. As I placed my plastic Barney chair next to my window, I noticed an old woman walking. As she approached the end of my driveway, she slipped on what may have been a stick and completely landed face first on my pavement. When she rolled over, her face was covered in blood. My reaction was to laugh hysterically, louder than I ever laughed before. My mother ran into my room to see what was so funny. As she approached my window she gave me a kiss on the top of my head and then she looked out to see an old lady dying outside. My mother screamed at the top of her lungs and rushed outside to help her. I put my Barney chair away and watched Power Rangers. More after the jump.

Terrell Breaks His Leg

I have the same reaction when I break anything…Shake it.

 

 

Clemson Baseball vs. Davidson Rain Delay

They just made baseball a lot less boring.

 

 

Three Toed Sloth Crossing The Road

This clip is like a M. Night Shyamalan movie, you just don’t expect that to happen.

 

 

Jenna Marbles Speaks The Truth

**This is for Jenna Marbles’ eyes only. You are so funny, and so very, very easy on the eyes. If you want to see what it’s like to date a giant Jewish teddy bear whose mother thinks he is funny and charming, then holla at me, CSMeatloaf@gmail.com.

 

 

Interview With A One-Year-Old

This is an epidemic that needs to be taken care of.

 

 

Vinni Fucking Pooh

I must have smoked some good weed, because I literally pissed my pants.

 

 

Nosetradamus

You can definitely get laid for having a power like this.

 

 

Commercial For Quakers Chewy

Watch the kid who appears at the 11 second mark…fucking awkward.

 

 

 

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