Some of you might be looking at this and saying “Psych? That show looks dumb.” I can guarantee that anyone saying that has never seen the show, and is judging it based on the fact that it’s on the USA network. Well, I’ve got a message for you – stop being such a pretentious douchebag and give something new a try. For any Psych fans out there, this is for you: 75 of Burton Guster’s greatest nicknames.
For anyone who made it this far and hasn’t seen the show, I congratulate you on being awesome, now read this amazingly ridiculous list of nicknames:
- Ground Control
- Bighead Burton
- Homeskillet
- Big Baby Burton
- Blackstar
- Chocolate Columbo
- Magic Head
- Spellmaster
- SuperSmeller or The SuperSniffer
- Peter Panic
- Gus T.T. Showbiz
- Ovaltine Jenkins
- Schoonie “U-Turn” Singleton
- Vernest Lambert Watkins
- Nick Nack
- Bruton Gaster
- Lavender Gooms
- Lemongrass Gogulope
- Squirts MacIntosh
- Weepy Boy Santos
- Stewart Lee
- Galileo Humpkins
- Gus “Silly-Pants” Jackson
- Fearless Guster
- Shmuel Cohen
- Methuselah Honeysuckle
- Shutterfly Simmons
- Paddy Simcox
- Felicia Fancybottom
- Tan
- Ernesto Agapito Garces Conde de Abelar
- Longbranch Pennywhistle
- Scrooge Jones
- D’Andre Pride
- Hummingbird Saltalamacchia
- Step-Anthony Wally Ali
- Art Vandelay
- Dequan “Smallpox” Randolph
- Trapezius Milkington
- Sterling Cooper
- Hollabackatcha
- Jazz Hands
- John Slade
- Doughnut Holschtein
- Rich Fingerland
- Black Magic
- Shawn
- Shaggy Buddy Snap
- Ghee Buttersnaps a.k.a. “The Heater”
- The Vault of Secrets
- Clementine Woolysocks
- Pinky Guscatero
- Ol’ Ironside
- Old Iron Stomach
- Bruce Lee
- John Jacob Jingley-Schmidt
- Santonio Holmes
- Deon Richmond
- Gurton Buster
- Chaz Bono
- Chocolate Einstein
- MC ClapYoHandz
- Sher-Black-Lock
- Mrs. Whittlebury
- Joey Bishop
- Slick Fingers
- Imhotep or “He Cometh In Peace”
- Control Alt Delete
- Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
- Yasmine Bleeth
- Lodge Blackman
- The Black Goose
- Original G-String a.k.a. Crowd Pleasah
- Gus Jay Gupta
- Don Cheadle, Jr.
