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Some of you might be looking at this and saying “Psych? That show looks dumb.” I can guarantee that anyone saying that has never seen the show, and is judging it based on the fact that it’s on the USA network. Well, I’ve got a message for you – stop being such a pretentious douchebag and give something new a try. For any Psych fans out there, this is for you: 75 of Burton Guster’s greatest nicknames.

For anyone who made it this far and hasn’t seen the show, I congratulate you on being awesome, now read this amazingly ridiculous list of nicknames:

  1. Ground Control
  2. Bighead Burton
  3. Homeskillet
  4. Big Baby Burton
  5. Blackstar
  6. Chocolate Columbo
  7. Magic Head
  8. Spellmaster
  9. SuperSmeller or The SuperSniffer
  10. Peter Panic
  11. Gus T.T. Showbiz
  12. Ovaltine Jenkins
  13. Schoonie “U-Turn” Singleton
  14. Vernest Lambert Watkins
  15. Nick Nack
  16. Bruton Gaster
  17. Lavender Gooms
  18. Lemongrass Gogulope
  19. Squirts MacIntosh
  20. Weepy Boy Santos
  21. Stewart Lee
  22. Galileo Humpkins
  23. Gus “Silly-Pants” Jackson
  24. Fearless Guster
  25. Shmuel Cohen
  26. Methuselah Honeysuckle
  27. Shutterfly Simmons
  28. Paddy Simcox
  29. Felicia Fancybottom
  30. Tan
  31. Ernesto Agapito Garces Conde de Abelar
  32. Longbranch Pennywhistle
  33. Scrooge Jones
  34. D’Andre Pride
  35. Hummingbird Saltalamacchia
  36. Step-Anthony Wally Ali
  37. Art Vandelay
  38. Dequan “Smallpox” Randolph
  39. Trapezius Milkington
  40. Sterling Cooper
  41. Hollabackatcha
  42. Jazz Hands
  43. John Slade
  44. Doughnut Holschtein
  45. Rich Fingerland
  46. Black Magic
  47. Shawn
  48. Shaggy Buddy Snap
  49. Ghee Buttersnaps a.k.a. “The Heater”
  50. The Vault of Secrets
  51. Clementine Woolysocks
  52. Pinky Guscatero
  53. Ol’ Ironside
  54. Old Iron Stomach
  55. Bruce Lee
  56. John Jacob Jingley-Schmidt
  57. Santonio Holmes
  58. Deon Richmond
  59. Gurton Buster
  60. Chaz Bono
  61. Chocolate Einstein
  62. MC ClapYoHandz
  63. Sher-Black-Lock
  64. Mrs. Whittlebury
  65. Joey Bishop
  66. Slick Fingers
  67. Imhotep or “He Cometh In Peace”
  68. Control Alt Delete
  69. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
  70. Yasmine Bleeth
  71. Lodge Blackman
  72. The Black Goose
  73. Original G-String a.k.a. Crowd Pleasah
  74. Gus Jay Gupta
  75. Don Cheadle, Jr.
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Tags : Dulé HillGusJames RodayKirsten NelsonPsychUnited StatesUSAUSA Network
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