News Flash: Elusive, Mythical McRib Returns!

This morning, McDonald’s announced the nationwide return of the McRib. Yes, that’s right, the fabled pork sandwich is coming back to finish the job it started 16 long years ago: Clogging your arteries and subsequently killing you with a heart attack.

Now, let’s get one thing straight: this McBeast was never completely gone. There have always been random McDonald’s franchises across the nation where you could still find them, especially with the help of the McRib Locator.  But now with the re-introduction of this sweet baby into the mainstream fast food market, you can get it anywhere! Well, not yet. But come November 2nd, it’ll be everywhere, and you’re going to want to try one.

It’s loaded with 500 calories, 26 grams of fat (10 saturated,) and 980 mg of sodium. So America, prepare to loosen your belts and fatten up for Winter!

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