Monday brought you a new week along with a package of 8 enlightening facts about well… your own package (assuming you are a dude or a pre-op tranny). Today we wrap up the manhood manifesto with 7 additional bits o’ knowledge about the penis. So reach into your pants, grab whatever you got, and prepare to open your mind to some more truth about trouser snakes.
7. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.
6. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.
4. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor’s looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you’re not.
2. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.