One-Up Jennie with AXE with Your Cleanest Dirty Twitter Status

Jennie with AXE's first tweet

How many times have you dreamt of saying what’s really on your mind to an extremely hot girl? Throw those corny bar lines out the window and get rid of that tissue box next to your bed (we all know you don’t have any allergies). It’s time to dish out your most creative lines and laugh your ass off about it.

This afternoon I told Jennie With AXE “I need some help getting my bony macaroni el dente”, her immediate response “I suggest boiling till it reaches a tender crisp”. Don’t believe me? Check my status out.

If this looks complicated, don’t worry: We’ve already set up  a link that has everything you need to tweet your own clean dirty status. Just click on my tweet above to get going.

Thanks to Twitter and Jennie resembling Veronica Vaughn from Billy Madison, one fine piece of ….your dreams can become a reality.

Here’s how you get involved:

Follow @AXE and give Jennie your best mannuendo (or man part pun) just make sure it includes hashtag #1UPJWA. I know it’s finals time so your brains might be fried: Including a pun means it must be a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words. For example:

“Hey Jennie, I just traded in my automatic for a stick shift. You can take it for a ride if ya like.” Funny, clever and dirty enough to get the girl…. you guys can thank me later.

To make it even better, AXE will be giving away insane prizes for their “Clean Your Balls” campaign to the best lines over the next few days, including a grand prize worth 200 bones – but make sure to act quick before Jennie gets turned off.

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Check out AXE and The Campus Socialite on Twitter for contest winners and announcements, and check out this video from the Clean Your Balls campaign:

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