It’s Monday, so why not open the week with some straight up, in your face sex talk. Depending on who you ask, you will receive a myriad of different answers when posing the question: what does sex mean to you? When I was on my first tour of duty in the sack, I had a very physical definition of sex – I was simply getting my rocks off and if the girl was having half as good of time as I was, then she was in a place somewhere between heaven and that feeling you get from smelling a can of new tennis balls (yes, I find Wilson 3 packs to be strangely erotic). As I have grown, and not necessarily matured, my ideas of sex have developed and my encounters of the naked kind have become more intimate, meaningful, and inevitably… a few seconds longer. But hey, what the hell do I know, I’m just a writer. For the true low down on the nature of sex and all of its idiosyncrasies, I must defer to the experts at CollegeCandy.