Spittin’ Game in 140 Characters or Less

“If you gave me a penny for my thoughts, I’d have just one penny, because I only think about one thing and that’s you.” You’re only given so many chances to talk to that special someone, so if you’re only given 140 characters to do so, you better make the most of it.

Twitter isn’t the most effective way of looking for love, but if you want to spit some game just to break the ice then it’s the perfect medium. As Will Smith said in his Fresh Prince of Bel-Air days, “half the battle is the lyrics you spit.”

“Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?” The simplest things can put a smile on a girl’s face and, as cheesy as it may sound, sometimes that’s what a girl needs to hear. Ladies, don’t think you’re left out of this: Guys love a girl with a sense of humor, so if you can laugh at these cheesy lines and run with it then you’re possibly looking at a real chance of a relationship.

Some methods of spitting game via twitter with your 140 word limit is to drop a few pick-up lines in your average tweet, and mentioning that special someone is probably the most subtle way to get their attention. If you want to get a little more private, after a few tweet sessions of course, then your best choice is to go with the direct message approach.

Remember if you need some inspiration you can follow some of the great twitter members who give relationship advice. Some of the best are @couplerelations, @Relationshipsss, @lovesQuotes, and surprisingly @RevRunWisdom. If these guys can’t help you spit game at someone, I’m not sure who can.

Don’t forget – Keep it simple; Don’t overdo it, because you only have 140 characters to get your point across. Prime example of going a little too far “if you were a drug, I would overdose!” Get out of here, you aren’t Ke$ha. Telling someone you want to overdose on them is like saying ‘I’m telling you up front that I’m going to get creepy and obsessive. You may or may not find me lurking outside your bedroom window.”

Guys: don’t forget if there is one thing NOT to do, just look at Russell Brand and his latest tribute to his beautiful wife Katy Perry. Brand posted a twit pic of Katy first waking up and quickly removed it after the singer saw it and subsequently freaked out on him.

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