My name is Brad and I am a lifetime New York Jets season ticket holder. Given the history of the cursed franchise affectionately known as “Gang Green,” the previous sentence draws nearly as much guilt as confessing to a drug or alcohol addiction. Fortunately my Sundays at the Meadowlands have not been a total loss thanks in large part to the great American pastime of tailgating. Live football, even when it involves a team that often appears as dead as my Jets, is on par with some of life’s greatest pleasures; it offers the surprise and exhilaration of morning sex with no risk of pregnancy. Yes, I did just equate NFL football to sex, if you’re not convinced just watch Super Bowl III and try to keep it in your pants. Getting back to the point, football fans are always looking for ways to enhance their stadium experience and the folks over at TailgateToss.com are on a mission to make sure everybody goes home a winner.
Pregame tailgates are real solid when they include the standard grilling, boozing, and football throwing but there are some new wrinkles to add to the process that will get the competitive juices flowing even before you enter the arena. Two up-and-coming tailgate activities are football toss, a game in which participants try to land “bolos” around the opponent’s goalposts, and tailgate toss, where players throw beanbags at each other’s boards and try to place them in a hole. When it comes to getting your hands on the perfect game designed for the team of your choice, TailgateToss.com is the only way to go.
Football Toss ($49.99)
Tailgate Toss ($99.99)
In addition to these killer tailgating tools, this fan-friendly business offers some ingenious gaming accessories. Customized team beanbags and grill lighters are just the tip of the iceberg, check out their trademark Tailgate Table ($99.99), a must have for any football junkie and beer pong afficianado.
TailgateToss.com is looking to hook you up this Father’s Day with a grand opening special. Just enter the coupon code “DADSHIP” at check-out and all shipping fees will be waived. Get your tosses in now and we’ll see you in the parking lot come September.