You may have heard that the California Senate is trying to start an initiative that would eliminate physical textbooks for college. He wants to create
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This is your Captain (Morgan) speaking and I’m here to tell you about the simple little things you can do to severely increase your chances of getting it in – even during finals week when the entire girl population is locked away in the library. From manscaping to morning sex, these tips require little to no skill and maybe a few dollars out of your wallet but sometimes you’ve got to pay a tiny little price if you want that shiny golden wrapper in there to ever see some action.
This only happened last night, and it’s already going crazy viral. So the story goes that this girl, a CSUN student, got angry over people “breathing too loudly” in the library, and had a nervous breakdown in front of everyone. Now her psychotic episode is all over the Interwebs. We all understand that it’s finals week, but come on girl, you can’t take yourself so seriously. Chill out and stop whisper screaming already.
We like to focus more on the “sexually,” and less on the “transmitted diseases,” but if this infographic is right and 1 out of every 4 college students has an STD, then you’ve gotta face facts: you’re fudgeed. But don’t freak out, you can get rid of most of these things by pumping yourself full of penicillin…except for herpes, that stuff sticks with you forever. You can cure AIDS with lots of cash, so that’s not much of a problem either.
You might have seen one of the “I’m Shmacked” videos on our site before. It’s a video series that travels the country, showing you the best party spots, hottest girls, and all the culture on a different college campus with every chapter. This time “I’m Shmacked” comes to the coolest city in the world and Campus Socialite’s home-base: New York City.
It’s just basic logic that college students on the whole can’t possibly be as good at drinking as they say they are while they have a Natty Light in one hand and a Ping Pong Ball in the other. It’s time to step up New York-based Socialites, and Test Your Might at the NYC Beerathon. 26 bars and a 12-ounce craft beer waiting patiently for you at each one. Think you can handle it? I’ll bet you do.
Mr. Jerry Sandusky, the man who has now been accused by a reported 10+ different young children, won’t frickin back down. Last night Bob Costas, among other questions, asked him if he is attracted to young boys. His response: “I enjoy young people.” The full interview is above. Watch as much as you can before vomiting.
The problem with alcohol education programs in elementary schools isn’t that they don’t promote enough awareness of the dangers of getting stufffaced. It’s that they only raise awareness of the severest things that could happen, like a DUI, or a cooked liver, or a DUI with a dead supermodel involved. Our Friends over at The Smoking Jacket explain all.
Colleges might be overrun nowadays by McDonald’s, Starbucks, and all the typical banners that have come to paint cool little cities across the nation. That’s ok though, it’s America. But still, isn’t it nice to have those little mom and pop shops around as well? Those litte hole-in-the-wall spots that you would argue for to the death if someone said they didn’t make the best cheeseburger or the best cup of coffee. Well, you can help support those places on Saturday, November 26th: Small Business Saturday.
You have to talk to someone at Penn State to really understand how much Joe Pa means to those students. Or better yet, just turn on the news. State College is in full-out riot mode, with thousands of students pouring out into the streets to show support for their coach. If you want my opinion, read my Joe Pa article, but today’s focus is on just how insane things have gotten at Penn State. Below are a few pictures taken by one of our Campus Socialite Ambassadors on campus. Needless to say, Shit Has Gotten Real!