This time of the season, the playoff picture becomes such a massive clusterfudge that I can’t even begin to comprehend it. The scenarios and tiebreakers and different permutations form an incomprehensible lattice of possibilities that somehow manages to FUCK EVERYONE. No one ends up happy come week 17 when they’ve figured out where their team is.
Tag: football
Owning a piece of a Super Bowl Champion team seems pretty cool. The Green Bay Packer’s recent stock offering however, might be more detrimental to your wallet than it’s worth. Especially if you like ripping on Tim Tebow.
I’m back with some more advice to help those of you “female challenged” boys start Mackin like Apple. Sound good? Then listen up boys because I’m about to rock your world – there are simple things you can do to severely increase your chances of Getting It In.
Remember when Dana White announced that he would pay his UFC fighters bonuses for Tweeting, thus breaking new ground in the world of sports social media? Well a Mexican soccer team known as the Jaguares in the Mexican Primera Division have raised the bar again. Rather than traditional names on the backs of jerseys, players will now wear their Twitter handles instead.
One of the dumbest rules in NCAA history (the one that states that college players can’t receive any financial reward for doing a job that makes their school millions of dollars a year) is officially gone. Well, compromised. Student athletes who receive full scholarships will now be given up to $2,000 per season for their hard work and sacrifice.
I don’t know why this year is the year of the QB any more than any other year. It’s just another tired example of ESPN creating an agenda and then pushing it endlessly until the viewing public accepts it as truth. Thanks for telling us how to think, again, ESPN! What would I do without you?
As funny as streaking is during a major sporting event, who’s not gonna notice the naked guy running onto the field? This fan, at a University of Arizona vs. UCLA Football game, took things to the next level by dressing up as a referee and using his 5-10 seconds of incognito to actually stop a play. His shorts should have given him away, but nobody seemed to notice until he joyfully ran off camera.
So the Broncos have a bye this week, and Tim Tebow is going to be starting for them in week seven. Fuck. Me. Having to root for him will be worse than having to watch them go 1-15 this year. Anyway, fudge me in the face with a bible:
Holy frickin bye week, Batman! Six teams had a bye this week (well, based on the way Miami has played they’ve had a bye every week, but that’s neither here nor there) and let me just say that after suffering through this, I can really relate to the suffering of most breast cancer patients. That’s the point of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, right? Anyways, on to the recap:
Who said Marching Band is for losers? Ohio University’s band of merry marchers took things to the next level with this performance of the some-what played out, yet still bumping at the bars, “Party Rock Anthem.” We don’t always post college videos, but when we find one this epic, we give credit where credit is due. Guaranteed every member of that Marching Band got laid last night. Possibly for the first time.