Ashley Greene is the best and really only good thing to come out of the Twilight Saga. She also let some nude pics leak a little while back, and whether it was intentional or unintentional, we commend and thank her. Her movie career seems to be at a crawl, but these Men’s Fitness shots are more proof that Ashley Greene is here to stay and needs to be put in a non-vampire related movie ASAP. We apologize for the blurryness (and the one-piece) but we think you’ll enjoy regardless. You’re Welcome.
Tag: Movies
We’ve seen punches in movies, “Fucks” in movies, drug trip scenes, and Homer Simpson “Doh’s.” Today, we have something more subtle: the film legacy of the iconic Middle Finger. There’s just something about saying “Fuck You” with your hands instead of your mouths that just stings that much harder. The situation has to call for it, but “flipping the bird” is sometimes deadly. This video is almost 2 full minutes of pure finger action spanning multiple decades of movies. Pretty “Flippin” Awesome.
No matter how far time goes, Ferris Bueller’s badass legacy will forever live on, even if 80’s film culture is something we’ve all tried very hard to phase out. So you can imagine everyone’s excitement when this video got released, subtly implying that, holy stuff, they are planning to release a sequel. Am I dreaming?
So TMZ and a bunch of other news outlets have reported that everyone’s favorite 80’s Hot Girl layover, Demi Moore had a seizure at her house the other night, causing the paramedics to be called. Is she Epileptic? Nope. Turns out the cougar who’s practically your mother’s age was huffing aerosol cans like she was 18 at a Phish show. She was rushed to the hospital from her house and is now checked into rehab for ” stress and exhaustion.” Also known as too many Whip-Its and pain killers.
Below are the top five omissions from this year’s nominees that I feel are the most indefensible. Some of these might feel like personal preference but a few of them have been mainstays at awards shows thus far, and have suddenly dropped off the list at the most important time. All of which are unforgivable.
Ok, maybe the Billy Cundiff, Ray Finkle comparisons are getting a little old. If I wanted to count on my hands the number of friends who posted Facebook statuses or Tweeted clever quips about kidnapping Dan Marino and Snowflake the dolphin, I would need to be Goro from Mortal Kombat. Got old quick, but you knew eventually somebody was going to make the video.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt might be the most polarizing American president in history. Once you see this trailer however, I think everyone will collectively agree that America’s 32nd president is one badass motherfudgeer. In the current trend of taking history and transforming it into action-horror movies, FDR is the ultimate killing machine, kicking ass and taking names.
As Seth Rogen said last night at the Golden Globes, whilst standing not 2 feet away from her, “My name is Seth Rogen, and I am currently concealing a massive erection.” We’re with you buddy.
By the way people are going nuts over this 2-minute teaser trailer, you’d think it was in the running for Best Picture. Remixes, mash-ups, and now, a cartoon version with footage from “Batman The Animated Series,” which ranks just under The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, and Batman (Michael Keaton) on the list of best Batman adaptations of all time. Props for creativity. Enjoy.
Happy Holidays everyone and an early Happy New Year to you all! To celebrate the end of a great year for me and my podcast I have put together this special BEST OF show FILLED with clips from a ton of the great interviews I did all year! If your’e a fan of A Shot of Yager you will love this compilation of all my great guests from 2011.