We know that you’re probably just waking up about now. Realistically, no one in their right mind has class before noon anyway. So force yourself out of bed, have a pre-lunch burn sesh, and take a look at this delicious infographic to get your mouth watering. Afterwards, march on down to the dining hall and demand that the idiots working the grill make you a bacon-wrapped hot dog.
I feel like this compilation has been done a million times before but it really never gets old. It’s time to cycle through some of the best weed scenes in movies, all thanks to the guys at Pleated Jeans. Light one up and check it out.
We just stumbled across this Tumblr called New Condoms, which takes some of your favorite brand names and sticks them on a blank condom package with their respective catchphrases, wittily doubling as sexual innuendos. I’m too much of a baller to actually use condoms, but if I did, you can bet that I’d want some of theses. Check ’em out.
We discovered this epic wallpaper from Dupenny that looks exactly like your favorite shady strip joint’s bathroom. It’s a 3 meter panel of sketches that resemble call girl adverts (otherwise known as hookers). Each panel will run you about $128, but it’ll be an amazing conversation piece for all the slutty girls you bring back from the bar.
I’m not sure if you know this about me, but I go Adidas. It’s just the way I’ve always been. Sometimes it’s hard considering that I walk into Foot Locker and see an entire wall of Dunks, and then a little boxed off section for Adidas Originals. But now, worlds have collided, and Diesel has released 6 crazy new pairs of Adidas Kicks.
Naked & Famous just kicked the dance party game up a notch with these jeans. At first glance you wouldn’t think there was anything unusual about them, but then you turn off the lights and BAM! Your shit is glowing fiercely and you look like you just raged in a lake of radioactive chemicals.
Every once in a while you need to escape the fail videos on YouTube and genuinely enjoy some WINS. These are the best of them: 5 minutes of some of the sweetest moves in the extreme sports world, with The Gorillaz as background music. Awesome.
Okay, so I’ve been chatting up UMD students, and the general consensus is that food in College Park is atrocious, and that you’re better off just cooking for yourself. But alas, even the most motivated college students get lazy sometimes, and being able to order food is a necessity. So before Blitz & Beatz invades Maryland, let’s see what Campusfood.com has for us to eat.
Okay freshmen socialites, this might be a week too late, but I figured you should know before you get in over your heads. Odds are, if you smoke weed in your dorm room, you’re gonna have at least one run-in with the cops before the end of the year. Here are my (almost) foolproof ways of getting away with burning in your dorm.
This week’s Throwback Thursday is all over the place. I wanted to do something to celebrate the beginning of football season, but I couldn’t really