About an hour ago, the Twitterverse blew up and went full-on pothead when the hashtag #ThingsStonersWantForChristmas began trending. Hashtag indeed. Since then I’ve been puffing on my new vaporizer and watching as stoners worldwide rejoice and let out some of the things they want this Christmas. Of course I had to separate the wheat from the chaff, so here are the top 20 tweets from the trending topic.
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I’m back and I’m ready to decipher more stoned culture for you. In the past I’ve tackled crime drama, Shark Week, pizza, cartoons, and chocolate, but this time is different: I’m going to explain why Halloween is a holiday made just for potheads…well, besides the fact that it’s rooted in Pagan ritual, much like the ancient act of getting your smoke on. Let’s get to it, you filthy hippies.
NEWSFLASH: Crime drama isn’t the only time stoners watch TV. In fact, we have a penchant for any kind of moving image in episode form. But there is a certain time of year when you’d be hard-pressed to get us off our respective couches: SHARK WEEK. Why do stoners love Shark Week so much? Well, read on to find out.
Everybody has their vices, and we stoners happen to have more than anyone else. Besides the obvious, weed, we also have an uncontrollable addiction to Doritos, soda, string cheese, masturbation, recliners, and television. One of our established favorites: the crime drama. Why do potheads love crime dramas? I’ve spent weeks investigating and documenting the matter and I’ve come up with 5 main reasons. Check ’em out.