You may have heard that the California Senate is trying to start an initiative that would eliminate physical textbooks for college. He wants to create
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We like to focus more on the “sexually,” and less on the “transmitted diseases,” but if this infographic is right and 1 out of every 4 college students has an STD, then you’ve gotta face facts: you’re fudgeed. But don’t freak out, you can get rid of most of these things by pumping yourself full of penicillin…except for herpes, that stuff sticks with you forever. You can cure AIDS with lots of cash, so that’s not much of a problem either.
At this point I think everyone has figured out that these letters are completely bogus, but that doesn’t stop a new one from popping up every few weeks, and the majority of uninformed college dumbasses still believe that this is really the school warning them about fapping in the shower. Of course, you know better because you’re a campus socialite. But they’re funny as hell anyway. Check em all out.
You don’t know how many times I was carless at school, and wished I didn’t have to take a bus with a bunch of smelly foreign exchange students. At the same time, you don’t how many times I was too broke to fill my car’s gas tank, and had to take the bus anyway. Wheelz solves both of those problems, and the best part is that it’s only for college students.
The Campus Socialite’s Blitz & Beatz Tour is hitting Penn State this weekend with a vengeance, so expect a ridiculous rave, lots of partying, and good times for all. But we know that you can’t survive without some good food, too, so our friends at Campusfood.com are back to let you know some of the best places to get eats in State College. Prepare yourself for the Itis!
This has got to be some kind of record. I don’t know what kind of town Waterville, Maine is, but if there’s a college there, I would expect some kind of acceptance of the college lifestyle…which includes tons of drinking, sex, and widespread drug use. It’s hard to believe that these police officers have so little to do that they actually took the time to write out 56 tickets. Read on for more info.
Okay, so I’ve been chatting up UMD students, and the general consensus is that food in College Park is atrocious, and that you’re better off just cooking for yourself. But alas, even the most motivated college students get lazy sometimes, and being able to order food is a necessity. So before Blitz & Beatz invades Maryland, let’s see what Campusfood.com has for us to eat.
You heard me correctly. We’re teaming up with Dreamstime, a leading player in the stock photography industry, to give one incredibly lucky student an iPad this Wednesday, September 14th. Find out more after the jump!
UMass Armherst decided to set the record for world’s largest stir fry for absolutely no real reason. But I guess the 2 tons of food they cooked up is useful for a bunch of stoned college students looking for a free meal, so hooray! This video just made me hungry. Anyone want some Chinese for lunch?
Okay freshmen socialites, this might be a week too late, but I figured you should know before you get in over your heads. Odds are, if you smoke weed in your dorm room, you’re gonna have at least one run-in with the cops before the end of the year. Here are my (almost) foolproof ways of getting away with burning in your dorm.