We like to focus more on the “sexually,” and less on the “transmitted diseases,” but if this infographic is right and 1 out of every 4 college students has an STD, then you’ve gotta face facts: you’re fudgeed. But don’t freak out, you can get rid of most of these things by pumping yourself full of penicillin…except for herpes, that stuff sticks with you forever. You can cure AIDS with lots of cash, so that’s not much of a problem either.

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At this point I think everyone has figured out that these letters are completely bogus, but that doesn’t stop a new one from popping up every few weeks, and the majority of uninformed college dumbasses still believe that this is really the school warning them about fapping in the shower. Of course, you know better because you’re a campus socialite. But they’re funny as hell anyway. Check em all out.

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campusfood-penn

The Campus Socialite’s Blitz & Beatz Tour is hitting Penn State this weekend with a vengeance, so expect a ridiculous rave, lots of partying, and good times for all. But we know that you can’t survive without some good food, too, so our friends at Campusfood.com are back to let you know some of the best places to get eats in State College. Prepare yourself for the Itis!

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colby-students-arrested

This has got to be some kind of record. I don’t know what kind of town Waterville, Maine is, but if there’s a college there, I would expect some kind of acceptance of the college lifestyle…which includes tons of drinking, sex, and widespread drug use. It’s hard to believe that these police officers have so little to do that they actually took the time to write out 56 tickets. Read on for more info.

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campusfood-maryland

Okay, so I’ve been chatting up UMD students, and the general consensus is that food in College Park is atrocious, and that you’re better off just cooking for yourself. But alas, even the most motivated college students get lazy sometimes, and being able to order food is a necessity. So before Blitz & Beatz invades Maryland, let’s see what Campusfood.com has for us to eat.

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