The Social Network

The reason Justin Timberlake, of all people, was cast to play Sean Parker is because only he could conjure up the Badassitude it would take to play the genius pirate millionaire. I could give you

A video of the real Social Network, where frat doppelganger Mark Zuckerberg does something douche-tastic to get the attention of his fellow frat boys. Packs of Key Stone Light, shots of Jaeger, and owning multiple