I’ve been trying to figure out who YourFavWhiteGuy (@YourFavWhiteGuy) could be for the last 30 minutes. The only thing I have thus far is that his name is Brendan, but who cares, all you need to know is he has the funniest Twitter account I’ve seen in weeks. With near 232,000, you have my apologies for not discovering him earlier, but hey, gotta keep this column fresh. Hope you enjoy.
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I know what you’re thinking. With keeping up on my Facebook, my Twitter, my Linkedin, why the fudge would I need another social network to occupy my time? If you indulge me though, I’ll attempt to explain why Chime.in, a brand new social network that launched officially today. Its CEO, Bill Gross calls it an “interest network” that allows you easily access posts that are both quality and relevant to your interests.
“Children’s Hospital” is a hysterical show on Adult Swim held down by two of my favorite comedians named Rob: Rob Corddry and today’s Top Tweets star, Rob Huebel. I haven’t caught much of Rob’s stand-up, but the next time he swings through New York, I’m there. The dude has 276,000 Followers and has earned every one of them. Don’t believe me? Read on?
The reason Justin Timberlake, of all people, was cast to play Sean Parker is because only he could conjure up the Badassitude it would take to play the genius pirate millionaire. I could give you a whole history of his rise to tech stardom, but just to illustrate my point, I will give you the small sample size of 7 days. Thesis statement: Sean Parker has done more Boss things in the last week than you’ve done in your whole life.
Everyone has seen Christian Finnegan on Best Week Ever, Comedy Central Presents, or any of the giant multitude of places he has has done comedy. It’s unfortunate that I never came across his Twitter (@ChristianFinnegan) until today, because he has always been a favorite of mine. So why not make up for lost time by sifting through his feed, and giving you his Top 20.
Anthony Jeselnik (@AnthonyJeselnik) will be a household name, and as usual, I have proof. Anthony’s Twitter made me laugh, cry and desperately need to take a long cold shower, all at the same time. He may not have that elusive check mark yet, but keep killing it dude. Here’s a little help on our part.
The Campus Socialite’s Blitz & Beatz Tour is coming to Indiana University, and we’re taking names. On October 7th we’re invading Bloomington to find one lucky DJ, who will win a free spring break trip and become IU’s nominee in The Campus Socialite Awards’ “Best Campus DJ” category. How do you get involved? Read the flyer after the jump.
Okay, so we all know this “holiday” is for lame straightedge kids and complete toolbags, but it’s a good excuse for us to post pictures of hot girls, so don’t complain. Regardless of whether you fill your day with lots of “argggs” and “me mateys,” or you really don’t give a flying fudge, check out this gallery. Be ready for at least two pictures of Jesse Jane.
The Twitterverse has been on fire with the breaking news that former NBA star Glen Rice had a one night stand with Alaskan crazy person Sarah Palin back in 1987. This comes right on the heels of the news that Palin used to love shoveling mountains of coke up her nose. But anyways, enjoy some of Twitter’s best tweets about the whole fiasco.
Jason Biggs (@BiggsJason) hasn’t been around much since the American Pie years, but now that American Reunion is officially in the works, it comforts me to know that Jason is actually really really funny. Hey may just look Jewish, but with 59,000+ Twitter followers, he needs a career in writing ASAP. I suppose i’ll go see American Reunion too.