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This has got to be some kind of record. I don’t know what kind of town Waterville, Maine is, but if there’s a college there, I would expect some kind of acceptance of the college lifestyle…which includes tons of drinking, sex, and widespread drug use. It’s hard to believe that these police officers have so little to do that they actually took the time to write out 56 tickets. Read on for more info.

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As an undergrad, I sneakily grabbed information from Wikipedia like it was my job…I hope none of my professors are looking at this. The trick is to reword everything so that it doesn’t look like you plagiarized, or just throw it in quotes and find the original source (they’re listed at the bottom of each page, fool). I always knew I wasn’t alone in my methods, but this infographic just reinforced that knowledge.

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Okay, so racism definitely isn’t funny, especially on a network that is supposed to be respected in the realm of sports. But we’re slightly less serious over here, and we appreciate a good laugh. Not that we enjoy racism or anything, but you gotta admit this is kinda ridiculous. Realistically, I think this is offensive to all international students, but they’re the dumbasses who chose to interview only Asians.

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This week is all about freshmen, so I’m about to drop some knowledge on you lil kiddies who just moved into the dorms: don’t let the campus police see your fear. Of course, don’t be a complete doucher either, but if you don’t know your rights then you’ll probably end up with a multitude of tickets or an arrest record before the year is out. Be nice, apologize, and treat them like normal people. Don’t break down and cry, it won’t get you anywhere…unless you have a vagina.

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Ahh, I love to see college students pumping out great new music. This rockin’ mashup, remix, whatever-you-wanna-call-it by Billy Van pits Michael Jackson’s “Human Nature” vs. Chris Brown’s “She Ain’t You.” Add in some rockin’ beats, dirty basslines, and a verse from our boy Quincy Kwalae. It features Zach Majors on vocals, and well, just check it out.

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