Tessa Presents: The Sit or Squat Bathroom Finder and More Apps of the Week


Welcome back to our weekly column: Top 3 Must Have Apps Of The Week. I’ve spent a lot of time “investigating” (read: procrastinating) and I think I’ve found a few good ways to improve your iPhone and/or iPad with a few awesome apps. This article is sponsored by the Tessa: a kick-ass customizable iPad stand that helps adjust to your lifestyle. So let’s get to it.

Sit or Squat: Bathroom Finder

Sometimes you’ll just be walking around when suddenly those two Redbulls you chugged so you’d wake up in time for class need to come out. There’s people everywhere, so you can’t mountain-man it and piss against a building, you need a public bathroom stat. Well with this Charmin-sponsored Sit or Squat: Bathroom Finder, you’ll be able to find the nearest public restrooms and their rating. So get ready to empty that bladder, or just find a clean place to get a little risky with your girlfriend, and become the all-knowing Adonis of public bathrooms.

Top 3  Dirtiest kinds of Bathrooms:

  1. Any bathrooms in a bar
  2. Bathrooms in Mexican Restaurants
  3. Gas stations with big, bearded attendants

So if you’re pinching it and you need to get somewhere fast, use this App and find some sweet relief. Just remember to check if there’s any toilet paper before you drop trou, or else you’ll have to go the rest of the day without socks.

Manny Pacquiao: Pound for Pound

I think we’ve all had dreams of being considered a man among men by being the most baller boxer ever. Especially an awesome Filipino,  WBO welterweight champion who’s considered to be one of the best boxers in the entire world. Well, get on those boxing gloves (well, maybe just those fingerless gloves that you can use touchscreens with), and get ready to kick some ass with the Manny Pacquiao: Pound for Pound game on the iPad and iPhone.

Top 3 Games that other fighters should make

  1. Floyd Mayweather’s Ducking Fights Game
  2. Kimbo Slice’s First Round KO
  3. Leisure suit Muhammad Ali

Do I really need to give you another reason to get this game? You literally get to fight your way through the streets. And look at that bad-ass vest he’s wearing! Seriously: faces, punched, vest. You don’t need to know anything else.


If there’s one thing that technology is good for, it’s being able to photoshop pictures of cute animals so that it looks like our friends are cute animals. This used to just be a perk of understanding the ins and outs of Photoshop, but now you can do it while you’re waiting for your professor to get his ass to class with the Animalizer. Steal that girl from that douchebag at the bar by putting his face on a kitten, and then show her a picture of your face on a Lion. Yeah, that’s right, you’re like Mufasa, and she should know that too.

Top 3 Celebrity Faces I’d like to see on animals:

  1. Taylor Lautner on a Llama
  2. Olivia Wilde on a Cat
  3. Rob Schneider on himself

So get yourself the Animalizer and watch the hours fly by while you’re using modern technology to its full potential.

This article is sponsored by Tessa, who believe that products should conform to your lifestyle, not the other way around. They achieve this goal by designing a product that is customizable to your lifestyle. To find out more about Tessa check them out on Facebook and Twitter. Help them get funded by checking out their KickStarter

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Kathrina is an enthusiast of all-things college lifestyle. She's the expert!

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