HOLY FUCK. Now, I was impressed when my friend who was tripping on acid was able to drive a car, BBM, and pack up a bowl all at the same time, but I don’t think anything compares to this. First, this guy only has two wheels, and he is using approximately NO HANDS. Next, he’s being incredibly unsafe. I mean, not using hands is already dangerous, but this dude has his helmet half off and is rocking the white t-shirt real hard. For anyone who doesn’t know, white t-shirts and road rash don’t go together. On top of all of that, he’s chatting up biddies on his cell phone AND reclining like his motorcycle is a fucking La-Z-Boy. Way to live on the edge, guy. We salute you, but we don’t condone similar behavior. Sorry, brah. Check out the full video after the jump

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