Kids, when you leave college you will be forced to face some harsh realities. First, you won’t be able to get stupid drunk every night of the week unless you plan on making your fortune by donating your liver for a study on the effects of Jägermeister on the human body. Second, you will no longer need to attend three hour lectures about subjects that have no bearing on your future, instead you will sit in on day long meetings and seminars in which uninteresting people with six figure salaries will read every letter of text directly from a PowerPoint presentation as you slowly die inside. And lastly, you will experience more boredom than you could have ever imagined during your college years. In your current lives, 9 pm on a Thursday night means go time on campus – beer pong tables are crowded, bongs are loaded with smoke, girls are dressed in their sluttiest weekend attire, and every student is warming up for a weekend of destruction. Do you know what Thursday at 9 pm means after you receive your diploma? Grey’s Anatomy. Maybe The Office if you can convince your girlfriend to TiVo Grey’s just for one week. Some people embrace the more laid-back, post collegiate lifestyle but most of us would love to have just one chance to do it all again and not take for granted the glory days we had at school. For the four dudes in Hot Tub Time Machine, all it will take is some booze and a ski resort hot tub and they’ll land in a time when they partied hard and changed their future. Read on to find out how you can blast to the past with The Campus Socialite’s offer for a free advance screening of Hot Tub Time Machine.
The Campus Socialite welcomes all of our readers to come out to AMC Loews Raceway 10 (1025 Corporate Drive, Westbury, NY) tomorrow evening (Wednesday, Feb. 24), for a special advance showing of Hot Tub Time Machine. The hilarious new film from Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios will begin promptly at 7 pm ET and has all the elements you are looking for in a modern day laugh fest: strong crude and sexual content, nudity, drug use, and pervasive language just to name a few. If you aren’t sold on the raunchiness factor, then perhaps a solid cast featuring John Cusack (High Fidelity, 2012), Rob Corddry (The Heartbreak Kid, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay), Craig Robinson (The Office, Knocked Up), Clark Duke (Superbad, Kick Ass), and Chevy Chase (Caddyshack, National Lampoon’s Vacation) will get your ass in a seat tomorrow evening. If you need any further proof that Hot Tub Time Machine will be a riot that is sure to be on the DVD shelves of all students in a few months then check out the official synopsis and uncensored trailer below. The Campus Socialite hopes to see you all tomorrow night at the Raceway as we will travel back in time for what promises to be a classic college comedy.
Hot Tub Time Machine follows a group of best friends who’ve become bored with their adult lives: Adam (John Cusack) has been dumped by his girlfriend; Lou (Rob Corddry) is a party guy who can’t find the party; Nick’s (Craig Robinson) wife controls his every move; and video game-obsessed Jacob (Clark Duke) won’t leave his basement. After a crazy night of drinking in a ski resort hot tub, the men wake up, heads’ pounding, in the year 1986. This is their chance to kick some past and change their futures – one will find a new love life, one will learn to stand up for himself with the ladies, one will find his mojo, and one will make sure he still exists!
Check out the restricted Hot Tub Time Machine below