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Courtesy of Miggity of The Ultimate Hatelist

Every single porn video I watch has some dude with a huge cock banging out some chick, and she’s loving every inch of it. Well, how the hell is that supposed to make me feel? I look at his rod and then down at my tiny schmeckle and feel pretty useless.

I’ve already had to spend my entire existence walking around hung like a Combo. I don’t need porn to obnoxiously remind me six or seven times a day. Isn’t it possible to have a porn featuring guys with tiny penises? That way beating off would feel good both physically and emotionally; like jerking off while getting a pat on the back. Furthermore, if I saw porn stars getting off from tiny members in this ‘small penis porn,’ it would make all the clearly fake orgasm performances women put on for me slightly more convincing. The clouds would part and the sun would shine. I would walk down the street with confidence and pride. No more wondering if the guy with tiny hands from those Burger King commercials has a sister whose hands could make my cock look bigger. Rainbows would cast down from the heavens, soldiers would stop fighting wars and start shaking hands and the second two Pirates of The Caribbean movies would make sense. That’s the world I want to someday live in.

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