Is this music video completely stupid or retardedly genius? I’ll let you decide that for yourself – the only thing I know is that I’ve never heard “dick” rhymed with “dick” so much. I kinda wanna kill myself now, but I have to admit that that I laughed. The song, by SoCal sketch comedy group Cool Party Guys, is even available as a single on iTunes. I dare someone to remix it. Shout out to Greg Santos for sending this in.